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Soulja Girl
« on: May 17, 2008, 12:18:54 PM »
Actually I shouldn't be laughing as there are reports that say this girl is bipolar :-[, but it's fucking hysterical nonetheless :evillaugh:





and here is the remix:



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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2008, 12:32:12 PM »
I don't see the humour.  :-\
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2008, 08:47:14 PM »
This is why I don't do public transit the thought of being trapped in a tin can with someone like that
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2008, 09:02:18 PM »
Black people are Black.

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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2008, 10:33:20 PM »
That town needs to get some damn security on those trains, something like an armed guard in every car.

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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2008, 06:02:00 AM »
I'd like to go up to her and say "Rap sucks" and than she will break out in rapping.
Than I'd pull out my boom box and blare Beatles Beatles in her face i't's be all "SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH" and than no one could hear her and all the people would pay me on the bus for my heroic deeds.

The Metal Head would be all "Beatles suck but you finely got rid of her for good!"

and the old lady would be all

"I saw them on the Ed Sullivan Show when I was a teenager. My dad bought us a new color television and we were so disappointed that
the many of the episodes were black and white but we were so delighted to see The Beatles. I thought Paul was so cute when I was a young girl. I had dreams about him!"

« Last Edit: May 18, 2008, 06:12:16 AM by Beatle Soul »
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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2008, 11:14:55 AM »
People with blaring boom boxes also arent liked on trains and get kicked off by irate passengers as well  :green:

Plus you never know when some crazy person like that will pull a knife, used syringe or something worse on you, it takes a lot guts irl to confront people like that.

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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2008, 11:20:20 AM »
People with blaring boom boxes also arent liked on trains and get kicked off by irate passengers as well  :green:

Plus you never know when some crazy person like that will pull a knife, used syringe or something worse on you, it takes a lot guts irl to confront people like that.

In the US they are likely to have a gun which is why I don't want mine taken away >:D
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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2008, 01:58:54 PM »
Looks like the re-mix is no longer available.

Is she sporting a whale tail as the others throw her off the train?  Somebody should have pulled it and given her a wedgie.

Hell, if you're gonna use a blaring boom box, why not just Rick-roll the bitch.  What you need is a boom-box with a Rick Astley CD loaded up ready to play Never Gonna Give You Up, and a friend with a camera phone a few seats away.

CAUTION:  The volume's too high on the following video.  You might want to turn the volume down first.  Anyway...
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« Last Edit: May 18, 2008, 02:07:01 PM by garmonbozia »

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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 07:39:09 PM »


"Hell, if you're gonna use a blaring boom box, why not just Rick-roll the bitch."

 :agreed:  :plus:
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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2008, 10:47:35 PM »
I take it a bitch like that can spot a geek a mile away?  In which case, she'd probably leave Grandma alone and go fuck with the geek.  If you can't hide your geek nature, perhaps try to make yourself look like a dangerous geek, the kind who might bite your head off if you look too much like a chicken.

I'm saying this because a company in that town called me up this morning, in response to an app I sent in.  I may get called again soon for an interview.  If I get that job, I might find myself having to take those very same trains to work every morning. 

I've heard worse things can happen that will make you wish it was just some crazy bitch screaming hip-hop lyrics at you.

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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2008, 11:36:45 AM »
I don't see the humour.  :-\

The bint is trying to set a fine example to the black community by adhering to its gangsta rapper archetype.

Lulz.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2008, 11:38:47 AM by thepeaguy »

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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2008, 02:56:57 PM »
 :laugh: Ain't it fun to be forced by stereotype to associate with the nutcases of your community?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Soulja Girl
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2008, 04:47:09 PM »
Anywhere else you might get Rickroll'd, but on Atlanta's subway system you get Soulja Girl'd.