This is getting to be like a certain Monty Python sketch.
Oh, we used to
dream about pneumatic clocks. I'd often be late for class because somebody in the previous class forgot it was their turn to flip over the hourglass. And for being late, forget paddles. They'd punish us for being late, by throwing us down the stairs, and then they'd put syrup all over us and tie us up next to an ant hill.
All that after walking ten miles in the snow, barefoot. There'd be broken glass just under the snow from where drunken rednecks had smashed empty beer bottles the night before.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/77937Oh, and that big black guy named Bubba that everyone in prison is afraid of? Before he went to prison, he was in my PE class. And they
made us take showers. Every day, we'd draw straws to see who had to stand next to Bubba in the showers.