This reminds me of good old Randy...

[ozymandias]

my garden's like that for me (although i prefer somewhere more wilderness-y, obviously - one takes what one can get, though).

Hard to find in the southern UK, isn't it?

well, yes and no.  if you know where to look, there are some beautiful places, especially in cornwall, and places like exmoor and dartmoor, but some of the forested parts are pretty wild, too.  i love forests.

If you ever get to the US, I'll be happy to show you some of the beautiful forested areas near where we live.  Oh and thats a serious offer, I'll leave the flirtations and banter to Odeon, Tesla and DD.   

[Lucifer]

you forgot blizz and LP, btw. 

oh, i'm such a trollop. 

[ozymandias]

you forgot blizz and LP, btw. 

oh, i'm such a trollop. 

Damn, I knew I'd forget someone!  Must have been a senior moment!   

[DirtDawg]

Argh! I am not a fricking American! I am from Canada! Canada! You know, those wild wastelands you people have all forgotten about, where we can live one to the five square miles....

...Oops. *shuts up now*

*erects big electric fence*

I got to tell you that I saw his post toatallt out of context and on its own, but this is what I loved about Canada in my travels.


You can find peace and earth

my garden's like that for me (although i prefer somewhere more wilderness-y, obviously - one takes what one can get, though).

Yes, but I get what I can take and I am always getting, when it involves my garden.

My puny little garden is my last refuge against the "noise"  of  life's cumulative  symphonies.

[Phlexor]

my garden's like that for me (although i prefer somewhere more wilderness-y, obviously - one takes what one can get, though).

Hard to find in the southern UK, isn't it?

well, yes and no.  if you know where to look, there are some beautiful places, especially in cornwall, and places like exmoor and dartmoor, but some of the forested parts are pretty wild, too.  i love forests.

If you ever get to the US, I'll be happy to show you some of the beautiful forested areas near where we live.  Oh and thats a serious offer, I'll leave the flirtations and banter to Odeon, Tesla and DD.   

I have to tell you, if any other nutter from the internet offered to show me a forested area near where they lived, I be thinking they'd want to take me out there and murder me to add to their body count.

Lucky you aren't crazy much eh? 

[ozymandias]

my garden's like that for me (although i prefer somewhere more wilderness-y, obviously - one takes what one can get, though).

Hard to find in the southern UK, isn't it?

well, yes and no.  if you know where to look, there are some beautiful places, especially in cornwall, and places like exmoor and dartmoor, but some of the forested parts are pretty wild, too.  i love forests.

If you ever get to the US, I'll be happy to show you some of the beautiful forested areas near where we live.  Oh and thats a serious offer, I'll leave the flirtations and banter to Odeon, Tesla and DD.   

I have to tell you, if any other nutter from the internet offered to show me a forested area near where they lived, I be thinking they'd want to take me out there and murder me to add to their body count.

Lucky you aren't crazy much eh? 

Nah, I ain't that kinda crazy!     Besides when we have visitors to our home, it's always part of the itinerary to show them some of the nearby treasures of the National Forest.   

[Phlexor]

my garden's like that for me (although i prefer somewhere more wilderness-y, obviously - one takes what one can get, though).

Hard to find in the southern UK, isn't it?

well, yes and no.  if you know where to look, there are some beautiful places, especially in cornwall, and places like exmoor and dartmoor, but some of the forested parts are pretty wild, too.  i love forests.

If you ever get to the US, I'll be happy to show you some of the beautiful forested areas near where we live.  Oh and thats a serious offer, I'll leave the flirtations and banter to Odeon, Tesla and DD.   

I have to tell you, if any other nutter from the internet offered to show me a forested area near where they lived, I be thinking they'd want to take me out there and murder me to add to their body count.

Lucky you aren't crazy much eh? 

Nah, I ain't that kinda crazy!     Besides when we have visitors to our home, it's always part of the itinerary to show them some of the nearby treasures of the National Forest.   

Just dont call them burial plots and they wont run off screaming 

[Alex179]

Oh, don't worry, that was supposed to be exaggerated for comedic effect. I'm not actually insulted. (very much  )

I haven't been to Quebec since I was about eight, so if it's snotty, I wouldn't know. I'm from the line between the prairies and the forest, where if you step south it's endless flat fields that make Indiana and territory look hilly, and if you step north it's nothing but cabins and canoes and trees.

Do you eat poutine?

[Pyraxis]

Been a long time since I've lived in a place where I could get it. And I'm not too into the whole melted cheese part.

[ozymandias]

my garden's like that for me (although i prefer somewhere more wilderness-y, obviously - one takes what one can get, though).

Hard to find in the southern UK, isn't it?

well, yes and no.  if you know where to look, there are some beautiful places, especially in cornwall, and places like exmoor and dartmoor, but some of the forested parts are pretty wild, too.  i love forests.

If you ever get to the US, I'll be happy to show you some of the beautiful forested areas near where we live.  Oh and thats a serious offer, I'll leave the flirtations and banter to Odeon, Tesla and DD.   

I have to tell you, if any other nutter from the internet offered to show me a forested area near where they lived, I be thinking they'd want to take me out there and murder me to add to their body count.

Lucky you aren't crazy much eh? 

Nah, I ain't that kinda crazy!     Besides when we have visitors to our home, it's always part of the itinerary to show them some of the nearby treasures of the National Forest.   

Just dont call them burial plots and they wont run off screaming 

Well it is tempting to say, Therein lies the lair of YOG-SOTHOTH or HASTUR THE UNSPEAKABLE!   

[Phlexor]

I love being able to sound completely serious when telling jokes like that, and ppl who dont know me well always get a worrying look in their eye.

[odeon]

It's practically a superpower.

[DirtDawg]

No, it is truly a superpower.


..... and there is no kryptonite for eye contact. It rules once you find out how.

[Alex179]

I do that all the time.   I joke about killing someone and incinerating their corpse and it disturbs people.   That and my old jokes where I wish cancer or some other horrible disease on people usually do not go well.   My friends can tell and get my jokes, but they know I laugh at horrible and inappropriate things.   I can't even watch CSI or any show with murder without saying something terrible and laughing like a jackass.