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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #75 on: May 03, 2008, 06:21:33 AM »
/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right? :eyelash:

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you.  ;)

Hey, it's what keeps me married.

the more i hear about her, the more i like your wife.   >:D  :witch1:

Women have to put up with a lot of shit day in day out, if you can make them laugh, buy them presents, listen to them, share in the housework, provide them with a fantastic sex life, communicate with them, make an attempt to understand them, challenge them intellectually, know how to comfort them when they need it, don't take any bullshit from them, know how to have fun with them, share yourself with them, they are yours.

fixed.

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That's what I said isnt?

You women never listen...  ;)

sorry, did you say something?

Not really dear  :-*

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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #76 on: May 03, 2008, 07:22:09 AM »
ooooh, i love it when you're patronising.  :laugh:

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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #77 on: May 03, 2008, 12:56:22 PM »
/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right? :eyelash:

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you.  ;)

I like him too. In a very manly sort of way, obviously.

I'll assume in a drunken state walking home from the pub kind of like.

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Exschacthly!

In that case, want to buy this cheap radio?

Ooohkay, looks hi tech to me. :P
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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #78 on: May 04, 2008, 01:07:50 AM »
ooooh, i love it when you're patronising.  :laugh:

Thanks  :green:

..WAIT! Were you being sarcastic there?

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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #79 on: May 04, 2008, 02:09:27 AM »
ooooh, i love it when you're patronising.  :laugh:

Thanks  :green:

..WAIT! Were you being sarcastic there?

possibly...   8)

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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #80 on: May 04, 2008, 04:21:56 AM »
Music (trying to get back on topic)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #81 on: May 04, 2008, 06:11:12 AM »
Music (trying to get back on topic)

just like pissing in the ocean.  :laugh:

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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #82 on: May 04, 2008, 06:37:38 AM »
Music (trying to get back on topic)

just like pissing in the ocean.  :laugh:

Millions of fish can't be wrong.

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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #83 on: May 04, 2008, 06:51:03 AM »
really?  you think gills are a better idea?  :P

and i may i just take this opportunity to slip in the word "poikilothermic" here, just cos it's a bloody fab word.  :laugh:

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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #84 on: May 04, 2008, 02:22:10 PM »
Music (trying to get back on topic)

just like pissing in the ocean.  :laugh:

Another great invention.  :thumbup:
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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #85 on: May 04, 2008, 02:22:51 PM »
Music (trying to get back on topic)

just like pissing in the ocean.  :laugh:

Millions of fish can't be wrong.

They can, but it's not like they have a say in the matter.
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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #86 on: May 04, 2008, 02:23:11 PM »
really?  you think gills are a better idea?  :P

and i may i just take this opportunity to slip in the word "poikilothermic" here, just cos it's a bloody fab word.  :laugh:

Wassat?
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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #87 on: May 04, 2008, 02:27:09 PM »
really?  you think gills are a better idea?  :P

and i may i just take this opportunity to slip in the word "poikilothermic" here, just cos it's a bloody fab word.  :laugh:

Wassat?

lazy sod.  it means "cold-blooded," which fish are, as opposed to "homeothermic", which is warm-looded, which we are.  well humans are, and i use the term in its broadest sense, to include myself.  :laugh:

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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #88 on: May 04, 2008, 02:29:28 PM »
I'm glad you're not a fish. 8)
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Re: Greatest inventions ever
« Reply #89 on: May 04, 2008, 02:34:45 PM »
I'm glad you're not a fish. 8)

i bet.  trying to insert a bendicks white chocolate mint into a cloaca is no fun, i'm sure.

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