Im selfish, always think im right, emo, into manga and call myself an otaku as a compliment, wish i was Japanese, got bullied when i was younger, think of myself as a victim though better than everyone else and an outside the box thinker. Everyone else are just sheep. Got hidden in the attic when family friends came round, get mistaken regularly for being an awkward, lazy, stubborn and obnoxious when in reality it's the NT's who are this way.
Grew up thinking i was an alien and born on the wrong planet. Always think im right. Stim/fidget a lot. Wear glasses, always wear black and think of myself as hardcore. All the other emo's are fake and dont know how to be hardcore like me because they dont know what it's really like to suffer. I do. Am a computer genuis who has a chip on my shoulder, hacks sites out of grudges, speaks L33t 1111111111 LOL PWNZ3red!. Think AS makes me either the most unfortunate person in the world or most gifted , sometimes both at the same time.
I can tell who's AS and who's not within seconds of meeting them (or if i havent met them IRL i can tell within seconds of reading a few of their posts). Usually these are people who have a job and are more succesful than me. Heaven knows you cant have AS without suffering exactly the same issues as me and to the same extent.
Im a nuerotic woman who get's relationships, friends and high paid jobs that requires social skills easy (im just acting social, im really a social retard who's just learned to survive in an NT world by successfully acting more NT than them for 45 years) but hates the 'other' online aspie (the lonely AS guy, urggh i hope they die) who actually has AS problems and probably a diagnosis because they are taking the glamour away from having a nuerological condition that i found out about in a women's throwaway magazine or found out that retarded friend relative that i always hated has AS, found out the intricacies of it and i felt it's SOOOOO me, woe is me. God id hate to find out i was just a bit nuerotic instead of having a nuerological difference. I make up an overwhelming majority of influence in aspie boards with and often the majority of the population despite being in a massive minority when it comes to being dx'd.
Actually, scratch that. Im a desperate male who thinks the women i stalk should go out with me even though i live in my parents bedroom , just because i have deemed myself 'a nice guy'. I hope these women die for not wanting to go out with me. Did i mention that i always think im right in every case and that by having a different opinion from me you are attacking me and should expect to become the source of my anger and wrath for many millennia to come? I will not admit to being wrong under any circumstances and will play with words to find out some obscure way of being right all the time. Either this or ill tell you that you're an idiot who's not worth my time so i wont answer to your view of things. Il still follow you around the internet and try to prove you wrong in any way i can, though. Even if you ever make a spelling mistake ever again, i'll be on to you like a fly to shite. WOE IS ME!
