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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #135 on: August 01, 2010, 02:57:53 PM »
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too!  :orly:


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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #136 on: August 01, 2010, 03:04:58 PM »
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too!  :orly:


You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work!  :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to!  :2thumbsup:

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #137 on: August 01, 2010, 03:06:00 PM »
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too!  :orly:


You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work!  :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to!  :2thumbsup:

You mean we can sue ourselves? Awesome! Maybe I'll get some of my missing stuff back!  :laugh:
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #138 on: August 01, 2010, 03:15:50 PM »
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too!  :orly:


You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work!  :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to!  :2thumbsup:

You mean we can sue ourselves? Awesome! Maybe I'll get some of my missing stuff back!  :laugh:
:lol: :asthing: You may be on to something there.

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #139 on: August 01, 2010, 03:17:02 PM »
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too!  :orly:


You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work!  :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to!  :2thumbsup:

You mean we can sue ourselves? Awesome! Maybe I'll get some of my missing stuff back!  :laugh:
:lol: :asthing: You may be on to something there.

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #140 on: August 18, 2010, 07:44:20 AM »
I caught as from punching alex plank in the face. His blood got on me, and from then on, I knew I was doomed.

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #141 on: August 18, 2010, 09:06:32 PM »
I caught as from punching alex plank in the face. His blood got on me, and from then on, I knew I was doomed.


:duh: That was AIDS dumbshit! You caught the AS from cows milk, PETA said so.

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #142 on: August 18, 2010, 09:09:59 PM »
From the cats
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #143 on: August 18, 2010, 09:15:38 PM »
From the cats

 :plus:  for an awesomely brief and weirdly credible explanation!  :rofl:
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #144 on: August 19, 2010, 02:25:32 AM »
I caught as from punching alex plank in the face. His blood got on me, and from then on, I knew I was doomed.


:duh: That was AIDS dumbshit! You caught the AS from cows milk, PETA said so.

That explains soo much.  :zoinks:

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #145 on: August 19, 2010, 04:26:29 AM »
Mad Cow Disease, anyone? :P
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #146 on: August 20, 2010, 01:21:58 AM »
From showing kindness and understanding to the infected. Regrettable indeed.

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #147 on: August 20, 2010, 10:27:57 AM »
From showing kindness and understanding to the infected. Regrettable indeed.


 :plus:  I think we have a winner!
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #148 on: August 20, 2010, 12:03:02 PM »
I was bit by one in kindergarten and did not have my shots in order
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #149 on: August 20, 2010, 12:37:45 PM »
Someone put it in my beer.
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