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Offline Vertex

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #120 on: July 28, 2010, 08:37:11 AM »
I didn't catch it. It caught me.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #121 on: July 28, 2010, 08:52:20 AM »
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #122 on: July 28, 2010, 11:54:59 AM »
I caught it from them naggers and gays. Goddamn unnatural sumbitches....
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #123 on: July 30, 2010, 04:48:06 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 26, 2010, 04:28:23 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 26, 2010, 04:27:28 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 26, 2010, 04:26:17 PM
Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.

Put it on eBay!  :headbang2:

That's an interesting thought.

I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay.  You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist.   :laugh:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #124 on: July 30, 2010, 04:55:00 PM »
I was bit by a dog as a child
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #125 on: July 30, 2010, 05:10:52 PM »

My mother was attacked by a refrigerator while she was pregnant with me. We were both scared by this encounter.



I then had to deal with a refrigerator mum for the rest of my life.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #126 on: July 30, 2010, 06:04:23 PM »
Quote from: parts on July 30, 2010, 04:55:00 PM
I was bit by a dog as a child
Did the dog display a marked impariment in social interactions?

Other than biting you, I mean.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #127 on: July 30, 2010, 06:10:36 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 30, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
Quote from: parts on July 30, 2010, 04:55:00 PM
I was bit by a dog as a child
Did the dog display a marked impariment in social interactions?

Other than biting you, I mean.

Yes is was a solitary dog unsure about the social hierarchy of other dogs and it avoided eye contact
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #128 on: July 31, 2010, 02:55:20 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 30, 2010, 04:48:06 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 26, 2010, 04:28:23 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 26, 2010, 04:27:28 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 26, 2010, 04:26:17 PM
Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.

Put it on eBay!  :headbang2:

That's an interesting thought.

I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay.  You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist.   :laugh:

Buy It Now, only $299.00.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #129 on: July 31, 2010, 02:56:28 PM »
Quote from: parts on July 30, 2010, 06:10:36 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 30, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
Quote from: parts on July 30, 2010, 04:55:00 PM
I was bit by a dog as a child
Did the dog display a marked impariment in social interactions?

Other than biting you, I mean.

Yes is was a solitary dog unsure about the social hierarchy of other dogs and it avoided eye contact

Did it have difficulties with language?
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #130 on: July 31, 2010, 02:57:21 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 31, 2010, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 30, 2010, 04:48:06 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 26, 2010, 04:28:23 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 26, 2010, 04:27:28 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 26, 2010, 04:26:17 PM
Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.

Put it on eBay!  :headbang2:

That's an interesting thought.

I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay.  You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist.   :laugh:

Buy It Now, only $299.00.

Will it make me a jeenyus?   :lolhit:
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #131 on: July 31, 2010, 03:09:40 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 31, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 31, 2010, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 30, 2010, 04:48:06 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 26, 2010, 04:28:23 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 26, 2010, 04:27:28 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 26, 2010, 04:26:17 PM
Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.

Put it on eBay!  :headbang2:

That's an interesting thought.

I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay.  You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist.   :laugh:

Buy It Now, only $299.00.

Will it make me a jeenyus?   :lolhit:

PayPal accepted.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #132 on: August 01, 2010, 01:21:24 AM »
I got mine inside the McDonald's Happy Meal. That evil corporation knows no boundaries.  :evillaugh:
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #133 on: August 01, 2010, 09:41:26 AM »
Quote from: sanefan on August 01, 2010, 01:21:24 AM
I got mine inside the McDonald's Happy Meal. That evil corporation knows no boundaries.  :evillaugh:

That certainly explains the epidemic! Why didn't Jenny McCarthy think of that?!  :duh:
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #134 on: August 01, 2010, 10:02:18 AM »
Quote from: sanefan on August 01, 2010, 01:21:24 AM
I got mine inside the McDonald's Happy Meal. That evil corporation knows no boundaries.  :evillaugh:
I like the Sam Kinison quote.  :plus:
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