From a toilet seat.
And your mother had so warned you. 
Yes, if only she had warned me about that, and other things. Like boys want to put their penis in your mouth. That would have been helpful to know, rather than be shocked that that's what goes on. It was a huge WTF moment.
Well, after catching AS off a toilet seat, that is 
Yuck, boy germs 
Yes, my first *cool* boyfriend didn't last for very long when I found out about this horrendous abomination!
My art teacher used to coach the football team, so it wasn't unusual to get the occasional 'slacker' jock to enroll in art so they could get easy marks. So, the Football Captain ends up asking me out, just before school holidays, at the school dance. That boy rode his bike to hang out with me, nearly a 10 mile round trip on his bike.
And because he was away from school, the crowd, he was just him, he was so lovely. We went to the beach outside my house and talked and there was nothing sleazy about it.
Then we returned to school. He kept asking me to go to his house at lunchtime, and I refused. Not that I wasn't adverse to going to friends houses at lunchtime, but not a boy's house.
Then one of the school whores, said to me at the hall one day, 'so you are going out with Robbie'....'has he asked you back to his house at lunchtime yet?'
This is where I found out that he used to take girls back to his house at lunchtimes and this 'penis in the mouth' thing occured. Apparently it was called a head job. Because when she said 'you know if you go back to his house, he will want a head job or you'll be dropped?'. I asked what this 'head job' thing was. The horror of it!!! I'm not putting one of
thosein my mouth!!!
So...armed with this sordid information, I promptly and nicely went and told Robbie I did not want to go out with him any more after our 3 week romance.
In hindsight, I only just really thought about it then, like just now. That that girl was, and did turn out to be a bitch forever.
And I wonder, that although he might have done that with other girls, he would not have tried that with me, or at least not gotten away with it. He may have just been trying it on, but he would have known I wasn't a 'slut'. So now I think it may have been clever sabotage on her part, out of jealousy.
Mmm.
Anyway. I came to terms with the concept of the mouth/penis scenario
Sorry for the long story, just a moment of reflection!
