Bullshit

[renaeden]

Then we tricked the kids into thinking it was a school day and only let up after one of them had their shower and was in school uniform. (Yes we are evil).

:lol:

[driftingblizzard]

just as well you're that half of the word, isn't it?

I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt by TISM

I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt

what's the use of a cunt, if its not a fucking cunt?

[driftingblizzard]

Well today I got up very early, 6am. Had a bit of  and a shower. Then we tricked the kids into thinking it was a school day and only let up after one of them had their shower and was in school uniform. (Yes we are evil).

And then it was present time for our eldest, Alex, who turned 12 today, we got him a Gaming Mouse Pad, a Razor Diamondback 3G Mouse (Earth Green), and a Logitech Corded Wave Keyboard.

Then we were all treated to a pancake breakfast, yum yum 

omg!.    i've been missing a great thread!

[Phlexor]

Okay, sorry for no update for yesterday, what being sick and all.

Well anyway, I was pretty much in and out of bed all day yesterday, same with the toilet (not fun). So the less said about that the better.

Anway, woke up today feeling a lot better, still tender all over so I decided to take it easy. Had some toast and a cup of tea and pretty much vegged out in front of the telly. Not terribly exciting, but prtty much what was needed.

[Lucifer]

  for use of the word "telly."

[odeon]

Telly.

[Lucifer]

Telly.

are you giggling? 

[Phlexor]

for use of the word "telly."

I'm just so cute, aren't I.

Here's proof:

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[Mr Smith]

Cute baby

[Phlexor]

Cute baby

Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?

[odeon]

Telly.

are you giggling? 

And trying to score cheap points.

[odeon]

Cute baby

Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?

You'll have all kinds of weirdos stalking you now.

[Lucifer]

Telly.

are you giggling? 

And trying to score cheap points.

i'll tell cal! 

[Lucifer]

Cute baby

Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?

is this true?   

[odeon]

Telly.

are you giggling? 

And trying to score cheap points.

i'll tell cal! 

I don't mind. The ignore button is actually the greatest invention since... since... tampons.