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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #75 on: August 13, 2008, 07:20:29 PM »
The poor snails. :angrydance:

With all the rain we've had on the east coast, it's been a good year for snails! :P
I have not seen a snail in years. :(
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #76 on: August 13, 2008, 11:34:50 PM »
The poor snails. :angrydance:

With all the rain we've had on the east coast, it's been a good year for snails! :P
I have not seen a snail in years. :(

Do you go outside? I know that's the reason I don't see many snails.

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #77 on: August 14, 2008, 05:00:19 AM »
The poor snails. :angrydance:

With all the rain we've had on the east coast, it's been a good year for snails! :P
I have not seen a snail in years. :(

Do you go outside? I know that's the reason I don't see many snails.
We have been in a drought for 7 plus years here in Rapid City SD.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #78 on: August 14, 2008, 06:59:02 AM »
The poor snails. :angrydance:

With all the rain we've had on the east coast, it's been a good year for snails! :P
I have not seen a snail in years. :(

Do you go outside? I know that's the reason I don't see many snails.
We have been in a drought for 7 plus years here in Rapid City SD.

Yeah that doesn't help things. Perhaps you could get some mail order snails from somewhere?  :zoinks:

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #79 on: August 14, 2008, 12:28:18 PM »
The poor snails. :angrydance:

With all the rain we've had on the east coast, it's been a good year for snails! :P
I have not seen a snail in years. :(

Do you go outside? I know that's the reason I don't see many snails.
We have been in a drought for 7 plus years here in Rapid City SD.

Yeah that doesn't help things. Perhaps you could get some mail order snails from somewhere?  :zoinks:
Maybe I should. ;D
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #80 on: August 14, 2008, 01:32:00 PM »
"A naked snail kind, that not in the free garden field, but in the basement, dark adjacent rooms, to encounter tool sheds and so forth is." :P
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #81 on: August 14, 2008, 05:18:20 PM »
A snail trouble will bring us the weather of the last winter with his too high temperatures and the many falls out in the spring in some fields.

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #82 on: August 14, 2008, 06:26:33 PM »
A squid eating dough in a plastic bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #83 on: August 14, 2008, 06:59:38 PM »
A squid eating dough in a plastic bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?

No, but, I got MILK!   8)

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #84 on: August 15, 2008, 03:31:26 AM »
Milk does a body good. Unless they're allergic. Or they're a human drinking fluid designed for another animal's digestive system. Actually, come to think of it, milk sucks.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #85 on: August 15, 2008, 03:48:45 AM »
Milk does a body good. Unless they're allergic. Or they're a human drinking fluid designed for another animal's digestive system. Actually, come to think of it, milk sucks.

My wife has a mild lactose intolerance, and it runs in her family.  My brother in law has it really bad.

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #86 on: August 15, 2008, 03:54:32 AM »
Milk does a body good. Unless they're allergic. Or they're a human drinking fluid designed for another animal's digestive system. Actually, come to think of it, milk sucks.

My wife has a mild lactose intolerance, and it runs in her family.  My brother in law has it really bad.
Sorry to hear that. I've been drinking rice and almond milk for years for that reason.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #87 on: August 15, 2008, 04:29:01 AM »
Milk does a body good. Unless they're allergic. Or they're a human drinking fluid designed for another animal's digestive system. Actually, come to think of it, milk sucks.

There are many who think that the stealing of another animal's milk is equivalent to rape. I wonder if those people wear straw woven shoes, in keeping with their "animal rights" theme.

Sorry, but to me, "Rights" are a human assumption on the highest order of arrogance. Animals do not suffer from "rights" or "wrongs" for that matter.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #88 on: August 15, 2008, 04:37:17 AM »
i just think it's stupid for humans to drink milk that was designed for a baby sheep or goat or cow's digestive tract. If man was meant to drink milk his entire life, women would never stop lactating. And we men would never hear the end of it.  :P
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #89 on: August 15, 2008, 04:53:47 AM »
Milk does a body good. Unless they're allergic. Or they're a human drinking fluid designed for another animal's digestive system. Actually, come to think of it, milk sucks.

There are many who think that the stealing of another animal's milk is equivalent to rape. I wonder if those people wear straw woven shoes, in keeping with their "animal rights" theme.

Sorry, but to me, "Rights" are a human assumption on the highest order of arrogance. Animals do not suffer from "rights" or "wrongs" for that matter.

 :agreed: