It's all about babbling

[Phlexor]

why can't i have an actual cookie BISCUIT? 

don't you love me enough? 

I'm sorry, I'm fresh out of cookies. They are on back order though. All I have left is these love cookies that make women fall madly in love with me, and we all know you dont need that kind of stress in your life right now.

Actually that's a lie (well duh) I do have some Anzac biscuits here I could post, but I think I would have to pry them out of the cold dead hands of my 5yo. He's one of those little asplettes that has a love for all food all the time.

[Lucifer]

i may forgive you, then.  i ain't competing with a five year old.

[Phlexor]

i may forgive you, then.  i ain't competing with a five year old.

Be afraid, be very afraid...

[Lucifer]

i taught the little bastards for nearly twenty years - i'm fucking terrified !!

[Phlexor]

i taught the little bastards for nearly twenty years - i'm fucking terrified !!

This child is like no other..... he is the ONE!!!

Now, do I mold him in the direction of good or evil?

[Lucifer]

you have to ask?  and you're asking ME ?!!    

[Phlexor]

you have to ask?  and you're asking ME ?!!    

Yes well you do have to do some sort of personal research into these things before you throw yourself into the task.

You wouldnt want me to be a negligent parent now would you?

[Lucifer]

true.  and you have to get a balanced view.

at this juncture, though, i must insist that i have never enticed any small boys, or girls, to my house, and it is not made of gingerbread.  i thank you.

[odeon]

But there are kettles.

[Lucifer]

But there are kettles.

cauldrons, you ninny! 

[odeon]

But there are kettles.

cauldrons, you ninny! 

Thanks. I knew there was something wrong with my reply.

[Lucifer]

unless you were thinking about kettle chips, yes.

mind you, thinking about kettle chips is a Good Thing (although not nearly as good as eating them ).

[odeon]

::sigh::

[Phlexor]

true.  and you have to get a balanced view.

at this juncture, though, i must insist that i have never enticed any small boys, or girls, to my house, and it is not made of gingerbread.  i thank you.

I would imagine it was made of said small children. Unless I'm getting the wrong impression of you?

[Calandale]

There's nothing left here that's intense

It's become one giant fucking love in - for those who
are 'in'.

And they try their damnedest to chase away
those who aren't.

I may not agree with how you are being treated, but you can deny that it's intense.

For whom? Those who don't have the guts to face
what I have to say?