Someone wrote a message in gasoline about the boss on the lawn where my husband used to work. It said, " 'Boss' Name' has tiny hands and a very small penis." They don't know for sure who did it, but there was a female employee who had been let go from her job shortly before it happened.
Sounds like she may have had first 'hand' experience with the penis
The principal at my kid's high school had an extremely unusual surname. One day, one of my staff came in and was laughing about someone must really hate their teacher because the words " Mr XXX is a fucking wanker" has been carved into some wet cement on the footpath.
It had to be the same guy (apart from the unusual name, he was indeed a wanker), but the funniest thing was that the school wasn't even in that area. I secretly hope it's engraved in lots of wet cement across the city!
This was the guy who suspended my daughter because she decided miss her 9.30 appointment with him to go to class rather than wait for 10 other kids who were also waiting to see him about late assignments. When she went back at lunchtime to reschedule (because she would have missed her class and waited at least an hour the first time), he rang me at work and said he was suspending her for being insolent by not waiting for him to get through the 10 other kids.
The way I saw it, you don't suspend a kid from their learning for a day because of that (a child who already has learning problems). On top of that, it's not like she was wagging it, she fucking went to class so she COULD keep up with her work.
I was not a happy lady that day. I found out that day that Principal's don't like being told that the day they think they know everything is the day they should resign for having such an arrogant attitude. This was because I asked him to explain the logic in his argument to suspend her, which of course, had no fucking logic.
Funny thing was, he did retire midway through that year.