Ugly.
I had not cut my hair, other than some curtailing of "issue" related wild ones around the hole I stuff with potatoes, since around March. It was long as fuck for an old fart, but just getting to be heavy rock-like (my hair has always grown about twice what most people think of as normal).
About three-ish this morning, I stood up from trying to lie sleeping and grabbed the sheepshears and whacked off all my locks.