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my little friend finally is almost gone. so my butt feels so much better, my goodness
Quote from: scorn on December 15, 2010, 03:54:27 PMmy little friend finally is almost gone. so my butt feels so much better, my goodness At first when I read this post I was confused. "My little friend" referred to the monthly visitor to the fairer sex. And then mentioning the butt further confused me until I put on my Sherlock Holmes hat and cape and figured it out.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 15, 2010, 04:51:27 PMLike the onset of flu is with me. I hope not.
Like the onset of flu is with me.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: odeon on December 15, 2010, 04:52:52 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 15, 2010, 04:51:27 PMLike the onset of flu is with me. I hope not. It's all there, sore throat, sore muscles, sore head, knackered, flawed, intestines misbehaving, but, too little to call in sick, and too much for my liking. Mum kind of flu.
Hungry and sleepy. Food first, then snooze.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 16, 2010, 11:01:52 PMHungry and sleepy. Food first, then snooze.A good time-saving strategy in this situation is to eat while sleeping.
Stuffed. i just ate time to jack off and releave smoe of the presure