A black top with the words 'I think I need more drink' in a really wavy, blurry font thats designed to bugger with people's visual perception, and does it pretty well.
A black leather jacket, a very tight, small one, thats probably meant to be too small for me (it cost me about a fiver from a charity store, and is sized for younger teenage girls, but I can squeeze into it if I raise my arms over the top of my head and wriggle into (or out of) it) and I find the body-compression effect it gives when zipped up tightly very pleasant for some reason. Its REALLY tight over my chest, back and arms, but just loose enough to be comfortable round the neck area.
I've got two like that, both from similar kinds of store, and both for just a few quid, the other one is even tighter, feels like being shrink-wrapped all over, and I love it. Looks good too.
