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« on: March 09, 2008, 10:59:37 PM »
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2008, 11:08:15 PM »
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2008, 11:09:07 PM »
Bored I can't sleep it's 1 am here
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2008, 11:09:24 PM »
Spammity, spam spam.
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2008, 11:12:14 PM »
My 5 yo son just walked up to me and said "Dad, if you touch the 9, you lose"

Generally no one has any idea what he is on about, but he says it with so much conviction that no one usually questions it.
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2008, 11:13:08 PM »
check you car ash tray for roaches :laugh:
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2008, 11:16:54 PM »
Quote from: matthe on March 09, 2008, 11:14:31 PM
i did that yesterday right before i scraped the pipe :'(
Sucks to hear that.   I run out of weed tomorrow, but I have built up some good resin in my pipe.

I would send you a bong hit over the internets, but that won't get you high since it is all reduced to binary.
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2008, 11:19:43 PM »
Quote from: matthe on March 09, 2008, 11:14:31 PM
i did that yesterday right before i scraped the pipe :'(

Well that takes care of my next suggestion.   
Have a shot of Nyquil and all asleep that's what I used to do in a similar situation
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2008, 11:25:26 PM »
Quote from: matthe on March 09, 2008, 10:59:37 PM
well i guess im just feel a bad mood coming on. just got an email from my x asking me for a baby. its too late to call a friend to hang out. im just feeling generaly lonely and bored. anyways im done bitching and moaning now, so could you guys just thrash this thread with the typical spam and stuff? itll make me feel better. thanks.

So, will you make a baby with her?
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2008, 11:30:11 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 09, 2008, 11:25:26 PM
Quote from: matthe on March 09, 2008, 10:59:37 PM
well i guess im just feel a bad mood coming on. just got an email from my x asking me for a baby. its too late to call a friend to hang out. im just feeling generaly lonely and bored. anyways im done bitching and moaning now, so could you guys just thrash this thread with the typical spam and stuff? itll make me feel better. thanks.

So, will you make a baby with her?

Or, with someone else, and send it to her?
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2008, 11:59:48 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on March 09, 2008, 11:30:11 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 09, 2008, 11:25:26 PM
Quote from: matthe on March 09, 2008, 10:59:37 PM
well i guess im just feel a bad mood coming on. just got an email from my x asking me for a baby. its too late to call a friend to hang out. im just feeling generaly lonely and bored. anyways im done bitching and moaning now, so could you guys just thrash this thread with the typical spam and stuff? itll make me feel better. thanks.

So, will you make a baby with her?

Or, with someone else, and send it to her?

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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2008, 12:02:06 AM »
If you send it to her will you let them pack it at the UPS store so it doesn't break in shipping?
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2008, 12:08:27 AM »
Yeah fill the gerbil bottle with formula for it :laugh:
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2008, 12:17:41 AM »
Get some and nuke it it the microwave then send it chilled like your supposed to see how long she tries
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2008, 12:20:30 AM »
Quote from: matthe on March 10, 2008, 12:03:53 AM



the really fucked up thing is im still in love with her more than two years after we broke up. id marry her if i were in a position to do such a thing. im mad cause i think she is just using me to try and get prego. i want to be with her and all she seems to care about is my sperm. im tempted to get fixxed, so i can get even.  lol.  whatever, why do i punish myself like this?

I don't really see that as fucked up, EXCEPT that you'd be willing
to marry her. Hell, I still love my PE (psycho ex), even after she's been
dead for 15 years. And yeah, I miss her, at times. Doesn't mean that I
could put up with the reality ever.
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