fear the blaberizer

[Natalia Evans]

I really want to have a kid. I think I will try and get pregnant this year.

[Calandale]

I really want to have a kid. I think I will try and get pregnant this year.

Think real hard, before you do.
Kids aren't a simple thing like some
pet.

[Calandale]

maybe you should give sg a baby too.

[SovaNu]

nobody have any babies. until the aliens come.

[Calandale]

Not even with non-carbon based life forms which are indigenous?

[Peter]

Send her some egg-white and a turkey baster in a priority refrigerated package, then act concerned when she doesn't get pregnant from it.

[richard]

well i guess im just feel a bad mood coming on. just got an email from my x asking me for a baby. its too late to call a friend to hang out. im just feeling generaly lonely and bored. anyways im done bitching and moaning now, so could you guys just thrash this thread with the typical spam and stuff? itll make me feel better. thanks.

So, will you make a baby with her?

Or, with someone else, and send it to her?

 

[garmonbozia]

Why is it always psycho bitches who are hell-bent on getting pregnant, while rational people keep deciding it's not such a good idea until they're too old to reproduce?  (This determines whose DNA gets passed on to the future.  Now imagining the baby popping out and viciously attaching itself to the doctor's face in attack.)

[Peter]

Why is it always psycho bitches who are hell-bent on getting pregnant, while rational people keep deciding it's not such a good idea until they're too old to reproduce?  (This determines whose DNA gets passed on to the future.  Now imagining the baby popping out and viciously attaching itself to the doctor's face in attack.)

Since people stopped starving to death or being burnt at the stake for being crazy, it's become a reproductive advantage for women, since it overcomes that pesky intelligence thing that would make them think that pregnancy and motherhood isn't such a great idea.  The same goes for stupidity.

[Calandale]

Luckily, my psycho bitch seems to have managed
to end up sterile, and then dead.

[Phlexor]

Why is it always psycho bitches who are hell-bent on getting pregnant, while rational people keep deciding it's not such a good idea until they're too old to reproduce?  (This determines whose DNA gets passed on to the future.  Now imagining the baby popping out and viciously attaching itself to the doctor's face in attack.)

Idiocracy

[Callaway]

Why is it always psycho bitches who are hell-bent on getting pregnant, while rational people keep deciding it's not such a good idea until they're too old to reproduce?  (This determines whose DNA gets passed on to the future.  Now imagining the baby popping out and viciously attaching itself to the doctor's face in attack.)

Idiocracy

 :lol:

 

[Callaway]

I really want to have a kid. I think I will try and get pregnant this year.

Think real hard, before you do.
Kids aren't a simple thing like some
pet.

 

Also, before you get pregnant, make sure you have enough money to take care of a baby as well as good insurance, because things can happen that you never expected.

My daughter cost over $250,000 before she was six weeks old.

[Phlexor]

I really want to have a kid. I think I will try and get pregnant this year.

Think real hard, before you do.
Kids aren't a simple thing like some
pet.

 

Also, before you get pregnant, make sure you have enough money to take care of a baby as well as good insurance, because things can happen that you never expected.

My daughter cost over $250,000 before she was six weeks old.

Come to Australia, they pay you to have babies. Plus if you are a public patient, its free. I mean there is no waiting list for giving birth. After you have 2 or 3 kids, you don't even have to worry about a doctor anyway, the midwives do all the work. All the doctors do is shove their head in the room just so they can say they were there.

[Al Swearegen]

Yeah. Pffttt childbirth. Its no big deal. Apart from a crush hand it was a walk in the park. I don't know why  people keep saying it is so painful and traumatic  :lol: