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Offline McGiver

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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #90 on: May 30, 2006, 01:29:46 AM »
it all goes back to my original assessment of the situation.

i suspect that any person that has children will understand what i mean.  and i also suspect that anybody without children but with a pet will understand your position.
i clearly do not.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #91 on: May 30, 2006, 01:32:54 AM »
I can think of many ways you can be made happy by your children, but i'm looking for you to describe it.  What you emphasize, the way you tell it, will tell me things about you.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #92 on: May 30, 2006, 08:30:17 AM »
my being thick about not answering it will tell you things about me.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #93 on: May 30, 2006, 01:14:09 PM »
Do you know what?   I don't think I could answer that question either-the love I have for my kids is a depth that I wouldn't have believed possible till I had them.  And its often such little things, that if you tried to explain to others would seem insignificant, that cause me the most happiness.

So I don't think you're thick for not being able to put it into words.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #94 on: May 30, 2006, 01:31:30 PM »
actually i tried
here:   http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=437.135

but i am still not satisfied with my response.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #95 on: May 30, 2006, 01:33:10 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 30, 2006, 01:31:30 PM
actually i tried
here:   http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=437.135

but i am still not satisfied with my response.

I didn't notice that- and I know where you are coming from with that- I still think its too complex a range of emotions to put adequately into words.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #96 on: May 30, 2006, 03:34:52 PM »
When have you felt the most vulnerable?
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #97 on: May 30, 2006, 10:16:26 PM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 30, 2006, 03:34:52 PM
When have you felt the most vulnerable?

game 7 of the 2000 world series.  ninth inning, two out and two runners on (second and third base).
our team is up by one run.  the batter lays down a bunt.  it comes rolling to me (first base).  all i have to do is grab the slow moving ball and tag the runner.
alas, the ball goes under my glove and through my legs.  both runners score, we lose the game and the title.

id say i was feeling quite vulnerable after that.

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our wrestling team went to bigbear for a tournament.  two friends and myself went exploring, during downtime.
anyways i had to take a shit real bad.
so i went inside this bathroom which was just a sink and a toilet, no stall.

while i was taking my shat, my friends decided it would be funny to open the door.  meanwhilke there i am, sit position too far from the door and fully exposed.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #98 on: May 31, 2006, 09:23:19 AM »
how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #99 on: May 31, 2006, 11:34:24 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 31, 2006, 09:23:19 AM
how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?

with any luck, a would chuck could chuck a whole fuck load of chucks and sell them for a buck a chuck.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #100 on: May 31, 2006, 01:44:55 PM »
Is your new avatar your favourite pic from the Dildo art site??
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #101 on: May 31, 2006, 02:13:36 PM »
i had to follow the bread crums.
and checked out masturbateforpeace.com.

they had several good pictures.  i thought it was the old mans pecker.  i didn't realize that it was a dildo.  and just take a good look at her expression.  she can't decide whether the pain or the pleasure makes it all worth while.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #102 on: May 31, 2006, 03:10:36 PM »
Would you rather have a picture of you masturbating posted on the internet looking your best, or looking so ugly (bad hair day, weight gain, horrible lighting, etc.) that you weren't initially recognizable- but could still be recognized after a couple of minutes?
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #103 on: May 31, 2006, 03:25:03 PM »
ugly and unexposed.

i don't give a crap what i look like i am married.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #104 on: May 31, 2006, 03:41:59 PM »
Rephrasing the question, then: Which picture of you do you suppose your wife would prefer to have out there on the 'net?
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