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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #45 on: May 28, 2006, 05:36:26 AM »
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If you had to choose between eating Nomaken or Peter, who would you eat and why?

probably nomaken because i am certain that he already smells ripe in real life.


And because I'd be too useful for wrestling wild boar and the like?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #46 on: May 28, 2006, 05:45:07 AM »
yes peter, thats the other reason. mustn't forget about you. :-*
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #47 on: May 28, 2006, 07:21:33 AM »
What's the most times you've orgasmed in a day?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #48 on: May 28, 2006, 11:40:55 AM »
How do you reconcile playing the role of a reckless alpha-male womanizer and porno addict on here and then get up from your computer and be the father of 8yo & 10yo girls?  I just don't get that. ???
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #49 on: May 28, 2006, 11:45:03 AM »
What will you do when you find the 13 year old boy from next door fucking your 10 year old daughter on your bed?

When one of your kids clothes smell strongly of cannabis, how will you respond?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #50 on: May 28, 2006, 12:12:37 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 28, 2006, 07:21:33 AM
What's the most times you've orgasmed in a day?

if my wife had it her way it would've been yesterday.
whenever she gets knocked up her sexdrive goes through the roof.  but alas i was unable to perform to her satisfaction.  i must look into hiring some young man to help me out.

the actual answer is 6.  i was much younger then and got hard with the blowing of the wind.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #51 on: May 28, 2006, 12:17:05 PM »
Quote from: Draggon on May 28, 2006, 11:40:55 AM
How do you reconcile playing the role of a reckless alpha-male womanizer and porno addict on here and then get up from your computer and be the father of 8yo & 10yo girls?? I just don't get that. ???

the alpha male womanizer is reliving my youth.
i like porno, but don't need it constantly. rarely, anymorer.

and my girls are 6 and 8.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #52 on: May 28, 2006, 12:22:08 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 28, 2006, 11:45:03 AM
What will you do when you find the 13 year old boy from next door fucking your 10 year old daughter on your bed?

When one of your kids clothes smell strongly of cannabis, how will you respond?

the 13 year old is not goping to be happy, whatever i decide.  the bottom  line is my creativity and ythe fact that i am unwilling to constrain myself to preconcieved notions of how i will handle a situation.  yes it will bwe handled, but i will 'wing it' on the spot.


about the cannabis smell.
i suspect i will probably offer to smoke some with them and then get all paranoid and show them the future of drugs.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #53 on: May 28, 2006, 12:26:32 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 28, 2006, 12:22:08 PM
about the cannabis smell.
i suspect i will probably offer to smoke some with them and then get all paranoid and show them the future of drugs.

Uh, you mean genetically modified cannabis?   :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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« Reply #54 on: May 28, 2006, 12:30:30 PM »
nice catch, petah.

but no.  the future that drugs take the individual.  i have to admit that i don't get the same pleasure from smoking pot that i used to.  the older you get the more paranoid it makes you.
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« Reply #55 on: May 28, 2006, 03:01:05 PM »
Yeah, I have noticed signs of what appears to be paranoia on your part, sadly.  Just occassionally, but it's there.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #56 on: May 28, 2006, 04:19:09 PM »
Would you rather make out with Peter or Alex?
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« Reply #57 on: May 28, 2006, 04:30:53 PM »
peter!
no head scratching there.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #58 on: May 29, 2006, 07:15:16 AM »
What part of a woman's body arouses you the most?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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« Reply #59 on: May 29, 2006, 07:34:49 AM »
i am in utter awe of the small of a womans back.  just above the buttocks area and just south of the ribcage.
the curves at that point make me like putty.

and connected to that point is my second favorite spot; the hips.

all the curves and the perfect placement.  god must've been proud of his work that day.
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