I'll give you a point for the fish, although I didn't buy it today. I ate it today though, after buying it last weekend.
And yes, I accidently snapped it but not in half. The cash machine kept beeping and said "card error" or some crap like that...the little helpful Asian lady then came over and said "is it OK?". I explained about the card, we laughed, she peed a little bit, I had one more go and then quickly pulled my card out of the slot and hey presto...I got 30 quid!