ask me anything - mcj answers them

[McGiver]

i have been pimping it long enough, 'bout time this thing made me some money!

[purposefulinsanity]

Whilst I like the fact you added the quote I suggested to you to your signature I can't take credit for it- it was Jim Morrison that said it. 

[McGiver]

i know, but i heard it from you, and noone else know jim morrison personally.

it is a brilliant depiction of me, i couldnt have said it better if i was at my absolute most prophetic.
you made it inspire me.  not jimbo, it was you.

[purposefulinsanity]

i know, but i heard it from you, and noone else know jim morrison personally.

it is a brilliant depiction of me, i couldnt have said it better if i was at my absolute most prophetic.
you made it inspire me.  not jimbo, it was you.

 

[McGiver]

you'll forget about your  .

[peegai]

Did you ever fart when having sex?

[McGiver]

better yet.

do you ever fart while  getting a blow job from the seated position.

[peegai]

better yet.

do you ever fart while  getting a blow job from the seated position.

Yes.

[Jizz]

Since HG didn't REALLY answer this properly I have decided to ask you.

What is the air speed velocity of a European Swallow?

[McGiver]

it takes 4 jizz bombs and one contraction of the throat muscles.

[Pyraxis]

Do you spank your daughters?

[McGiver]

yes.

i hate it, and we have tried everything.
spanking is the most effective.

we both do, and we wait as long as possible.

mind you, "spare the rod and spoil the child"
and i am not that keen on the newage form of parenting.  take a look around and tell me that people are getting better.

it just pisses me off that i even have the urge to provide excuses.  thanks PC Bullshitters.

[Pyraxis]

Yep, I'm with you there, on new age parenting that's scared to influct the slightest unpleasantness or lack of safety on the child. I see a strong correlation between that and whiny obsessive-compulsive emo kids.

My parents used restraint and prohibition, and I know I would have hugely preferred a spanking to being forbidden to use the computer for a week. As far as I can tell, the main difference in me from having been raised by restraint instead of physical punishment is that I'm a self-control fanatic but a total wuss about physical pain (never got inured to it). So I wouldn't feel too bad about spanking if I were you. What makes a far greater difference than the type of mild punishment, I think, is what behaviors are punished. Like if you consistently punish a kid for defying your authority even on small things, you're going to end up with a mindless little conformist, or a mindless little rebel-without-a-cause.

What kind of behaviors do you believe in punishing and what do you believe in encouraging?

[McGiver]

now its getting tough.
since i agree with you about raising mindless conformists

we originally had a strong desire to let them stand up to us.  giving them empowerment.
but, like anything else they didn't learn the opposite (respect for others).  it all came down to them.

we are debatting at this point if we are going to have to tear them down and rebuild them.  my girls are stubborn like me, but there comes a point when you have to listen to reason, and they dont.  just like me.
see why its so tough?

i believe that as parents we have an obligation to raise socially responsible citizens.  its a tough job.  im not very good at it.

basically, my two biggest issues are a lack of common sense, and having to tell them for the 1000th time, something that should be common sense.

common sense i feel is the utmost priority.  if we can instill that in them, then we will be allowed to let them think and act for themselves; chart their own course.

[Pyraxis]

see why its so tough?

Yep. There's a reason I'm not a parent. Hence being curious about your tried-and-tested expertise.

What kinds of things do they do that demonstrate they don't have enough respect for others?