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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2008, 04:53:30 PM »
I want to be anywhere but in America/Canada with the girl of my dreams doing this:


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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #49 on: March 04, 2008, 05:27:52 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #50 on: March 04, 2008, 08:52:59 PM »
How about when? I'd like to try the 1820's in the Western US
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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #51 on: March 05, 2008, 06:12:57 AM »
i'd like to be me before i ate too much cake and then just not eat the cake, in fact i would burn the cake so it would never bother anyone again. and then i'd be fine. and i would watch house and youtube videos and not be aware of the hell that i was about to experience.
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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #52 on: March 05, 2008, 06:30:25 AM »
How about when? I'd like to try the 1820's in the Western US

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #53 on: March 06, 2008, 02:56:02 PM »
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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #54 on: March 07, 2008, 10:10:59 AM »
I wanna be me, but with a fabulous immune system that is impervious to disease.

...or at least not pervious to sinus infections.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #55 on: March 07, 2008, 10:14:29 AM »
12th December 2012.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #56 on: March 07, 2008, 10:15:54 AM »
I wanna be me, but with a fabulous immune system that is impervious to disease.

...or at least not pervious to sinus infections.
Have you ever been on a flight with a sinus infection?  Feels like your head is going to explode.   I hate having a cold even.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #57 on: March 07, 2008, 10:17:00 AM »
when i landed in new york i thought my ears were going to explode

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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #58 on: March 07, 2008, 10:19:57 AM »
I wanna be me, but with a fabulous immune system that is impervious to disease.

...or at least not pervious to sinus infections.
Have you ever been on a flight with a sinus infection?  Feels like your head is going to explode.   I hate having a cold even.

I have had a sinus infection for seven or eight months straight.

I win.

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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Where/who do you want to be right now?
« Reply #59 on: March 07, 2008, 10:23:31 AM »
I wanna be me, but with a fabulous immune system that is impervious to disease.

...or at least not pervious to sinus infections.
Have you ever been on a flight with a sinus infection?  Feels like your head is going to explode.   I hate having a cold even.

I have had a sinus infection for seven or eight months straight.

I win.

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Have you gone to a doctor?  WTF!  They should give you some antibiotics.  You might have some extreme allergies.  I always get a cold when it is cold outside, sometimes sinus infections.
:P   Internets are super serious.