Finnally, now if you guys would stop making excuses for alcohol and related problems...
That would turn me on
Maybe we are a little scared to turn you on, Randy.
"DUCK!"
"That's no . It's CHICKEN!"
Excuses excuses
Sorry, but I don't want mustard plaster, antifungal, bug balm, deodorant, live culture, herbal extract, yarrow root poultice, mentholated, insecticidal or "whatever the fuck else it is" cum in my mouth.
Thanks for thinking of me though.