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Offline Calandale

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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2008, 06:33:07 AM »
So...what use did you hear of?  ???

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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2008, 06:33:29 AM »
<insert unfunny pussy joke here>

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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2008, 07:15:14 AM »
So...what use did you hear of?  ???

Yeah that. Insertion by way of tube or pipe or some such. I was commenting on the proximity of relationship to you to these perverts.
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2008, 11:56:51 PM »
I was commenting on the proximity of relationship to you to these perverts.

Pretty common, in certain circles.
I don't like the fact that they kill
the poor thing, for lulz.

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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2008, 11:59:25 PM »
Yes, but my mother made me stop.
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2011, 01:32:05 PM »
Bumped for sheer hilarity. :zoinks:  :vibe:  :santa:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2011, 01:33:48 PM »
Bumped for sheer hilarity. :zoinks:  :vibe:  :santa:

 I knew it was you bumping it, you evil little sea monster!  :cthulhu:
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2011, 01:41:00 PM »
Bumped for sheer hilarity. :zoinks:  :vibe:  :santa:

 I knew it was you bumping it, you evil little sea monster!  :cthulhu:

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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2015, 04:57:19 PM »
Fucking cal.
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