What's the brattiest thing you did to your grandma?

[Gluey]

I put water and toothpaste in her shoes.

I put an egg in her bed and under carpet.

I threw up under the cushion in her couch.

I threw baby powder on her when she was wearing all black

I broke the wings off her angel. (Accidentally) I told her "it's OK now she's just a normal little girl" my grandma thought that
was cute and didn't get upset with me.

I took food from her freezer and put it in the middle of the side walk for the homeless people or threw it over
the fence for the neighbors dog.


Yes I was a brat. A lot of these things my brother told me to do because if I did he would burn me CD or let me play on his Playstaion.

[Calandale]

I firebombed her house,
when she wouldn't let me
and my homies sell crack
from it.

[Gluey]

I firebombed her house,
when she wouldn't let me
and my homies sell crack
from it.

hahahah. Now you gotta be making stuff up. No?

[Calandale]

I think the brattiest I actually did was cower
from her sexual advances.

[McGiver]

I put water and toothpaste in her shoes.

I put an egg in her bed and under carpet.

I threw up under the cushion in her couch.

I threw baby powder on her when she was wearing all black

I broke the wings off her angel. (Accidentally) I told her "it's OK now she's just a normal little girl" my grandma thought that
was cute and didn't get upset with me.

I took food from her freezer and put it in the middle of the side walk for the homeless people or threw it over
the fence for the neighbors dog.


Yes I was a brat. A lot of these things my brother told me to do because if I did he would burn me CD or let me play on his Playstaion.

you are a bitch!


i snuck in and took her clothes and towels when she was in the shower.

[Calandale]

Least you didn't take her ass.

[vodz]

I never did such things (that I can remember).

I guess my grandma(s) show(s/ed) me love and respect, which I reciprocate(d).

[Gluey]

Oh! i also remember when i threw a piece of plastersine at her ass while she was vacuuming and she yelled "OW!"  I was 7 when I used to throw things at her.
 

[Pyraxis]

I think the brattiest I actually did was cower
from her sexual advances.

Is that why you always go after jailbait now? 

[Calandale]

I think the brattiest I actually did was cower
from her sexual advances.

Is that why you always go after jailbait now? 

I dunno. I thought 'twas those tight young bodies.

[garmonbozia]

I didn't deliberately do anything bratty to her.  But looking back, I realize I must have annoyed the shit out of her.  My brother and cousin (NT's), however, were a different matter.  They did do stuff deliberately, often involving the detonation of Snap-N-Pops inside the house.

My grandmother rarely lost her temper.  My grandfather, though he loved his grandkids, he'd let you know it if he was pissed.

[Phlexor]

Is this thread meant what you did as a kid or can you include shitty things you've done as an adult?

[Calandale]

Is this thread meant what you did as a kid or can you include shitty things you've done as an adult?

Definitely the latter, because now I'm interested.

[Phlexor]

Okay, few years ago I rang her up and told her what for, using four letter words and the like.

I dont feel bad about it either cos she is an evil witch who causes so much trouble in everyones life.

The sort of person who wil complain and complain, but doesnt listen to anyone else, I mean really doesnt listen. Like she will complain, then you say some words, and she doesnt even pretend to be listening to you and keeps on complaining and its quite obvious that she didnt listen to a word you said. Just waited for her turn to talk again, and if you even suggest anything negative about her ideas or personality or anything, then you are the biggest bastard or bitch that ever lived. And she pushes my Opa around. Like they got seperated fucking years and years ago, when i was a baby or something. He moved out for a number of years, and when his son, (who had done extensive renovating on the family home cos he still lived there) wanted to move out, he sold his half of the house back to my Opa and my Opa moved into the understairs apartment (the house is built on an incline, the main house being on top). But the dude doesnt have his name on the title and is pretty much fucked. My Nan is in total control and pretty much tells him what to do etc, and is a complete bitch about it.

So fuck it. She can go rot by herself for all I care. My life is better off for not having to deal with toxic family members as far Im concerned.

[Calandale]

My wife got sick of her grandmother,
who would try and run her life. Just
absolutely cut off all contact. Would
slam the phone down - refused presents,
whatever. It really sickened me, because
while the woman was annoying at times,
I kinda believe blood is blood, and she
didn't do anything too horrible. Indeed,
my wife tried to enlist me, by saying her
grandmother didn't think I should smoke.

Never thought I'd see the same kind of
coldness turned against me.