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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2008, 09:26:32 PM »
I can.  You need to exercise your pubococcygeus muscle.  It helps you control your ejaculation.

I just realized this is the most Randy like post I've ever made.

Jessica likes it when I control my fucken ejaculate, so I do my kegal exercises everyday.   :wanker:  I know you have a disorder, so I won't take it out on you.  My fucken mom says that I shouldn't stop my pee when it starts, but she eats gluten, so what the fuck does she know  :laugh:   :wanker:  :wanker:
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2008, 09:27:18 PM »
Interesting. I'm always suggesting these for women.  :zoinks:
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2008, 09:29:19 PM »
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2008, 09:30:11 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 09, 2008, 09:26:32 PM
I can.  You need to exercise your pubococcygeus muscle.  It helps you control your ejaculation.

I just realized this is the most Randy like post I've ever made.

Jessica likes it when I control my fucken ejaculate, so I do my kegal exercises everyday.   :wanker:  I know you have a disorder, so I won't take it out on you.  My fucken mom says that I shouldn't stop my pee when it starts, but she eats gluten, so what the fuck does she know  :laugh:   :wanker:  :wanker:

 :LMAO:

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2008, 09:43:59 PM »
Alright, just tested it out, and I could.
Mostly. A bit keeps dribbling.

I DO remember not being able to though.
Like, if I've not peed all day.
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2008, 02:34:52 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 09, 2008, 09:26:32 PM
I can.  You need to exercise your pubococcygeus muscle.  It helps you control your ejaculation.

I just realized this is the most Randy like post I've ever made.

Jessica likes it when I control my fucken ejaculate, so I do my kegal exercises everyday.   :wanker:  I know you have a disorder, so I won't take it out on you.  My fucken mom says that I shouldn't stop my pee when it starts, but she eats gluten, so what the fuck does she know  :laugh:   :wanker:  :wanker:

:LMAO:

fuckn top banananana!

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2008, 02:35:33 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on February 09, 2008, 09:11:22 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 09, 2008, 08:50:29 PM
I don't think that I can.

Unless I've got an erection.

You have weak pubococcygeal muscles.  You can exercise them to make them stronger. 

good old kegel exercises.  and they have other advantages, too.   :eyebrows:
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2008, 03:02:48 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 09, 2008, 09:26:32 PM
I can.  You need to exercise your pubococcygeus muscle.  It helps you control your ejaculation.

I just realized this is the most Randy like post I've ever made.

Jessica likes it when I control my fucken ejaculate, so I do my kegal exercises everyday.   :wanker:  I know you have a disorder, so I won't take it out on you.  My fucken mom says that I shouldn't stop my pee when it starts, but she eats gluten, so what the fuck does she know  :laugh:   :wanker:  :wanker:

Onya Tesla

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2008, 06:09:52 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on February 09, 2008, 08:47:38 PM
Quote from: McMurphy on February 09, 2008, 08:32:38 PM
does it hurt women when they have to stop pissing midstream like it does a man?

I don't think so, but some women can't do it.  I don't think that all men can stop urinating midstream either.

It doesn't hurt me.  I can start and stop with ease.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2008, 06:11:52 AM »
Starting is tough.
Stopping, ok, but it doesn't
fully stop. Even when I'm done,
I have to drip.
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2008, 08:33:14 AM »
Quote from: Peter on February 10, 2008, 06:09:52 AM
Quote from: Callaway on February 09, 2008, 08:47:38 PM
Quote from: McMurphy on February 09, 2008, 08:32:38 PM
does it hurt women when they have to stop pissing midstream like it does a man?

I don't think so, but some women can't do it.  I don't think that all men can stop urinating midstream either.

It doesn't hurt me.  I can start and stop with ease.
It doesn't hurt but it's not really comfortable either
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2008, 09:10:36 AM »
Quote from: Peter on February 10, 2008, 06:09:52 AM
Quote from: Callaway on February 09, 2008, 08:47:38 PM
Quote from: McMurphy on February 09, 2008, 08:32:38 PM
does it hurt women when they have to stop pissing midstream like it does a man?

I don't think so, but some women can't do it.  I don't think that all men can stop urinating midstream either.

It doesn't hurt me.  I can start and stop with ease.
Can you hang a towel on your cock?
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2008, 02:30:50 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 10, 2008, 09:10:36 AM
Quote from: Peter on February 10, 2008, 06:09:52 AM
Quote from: Callaway on February 09, 2008, 08:47:38 PM
Quote from: McMurphy on February 09, 2008, 08:32:38 PM
does it hurt women when they have to stop pissing midstream like it does a man?

I don't think so, but some women can't do it.  I don't think that all men can stop urinating midstream either.

It doesn't hurt me.  I can start and stop with ease.
Can you hang a towel on your cock?

Only when I think of your mum.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2008, 03:39:20 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 09, 2008, 09:26:32 PM
I can.  You need to exercise your pubococcygeus muscle.  It helps you control your ejaculation.

I just realized this is the most Randy like post I've ever made.

Jessica likes it when I control my fucken ejaculate, so I do my kegal exercises everyday.   :wanker:  I know you have a disorder, so I won't take it out on you.  My fucken mom says that I shouldn't stop my pee when it starts, but she eats gluten, so what the fuck does she know  :laugh:   :wanker:  :wanker:

:LMAO:

You wrote in complete sentences, though.
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2008, 04:36:26 PM »
Quote from: Сoфия навсегда on February 09, 2008, 08:26:10 PM
wtf, i didnt notice she was pissing :orly:
me to :laugh:

does getting kicked in the pussy hurt? by her reaction it seems asthough she was more startled
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