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Serves her right...
« on: February 09, 2008, 08:22:33 PM »
This old guy rules the fuckin streets!

I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2008, 08:24:40 PM »
eww  was she pissing on the street
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2008, 08:25:10 PM »
Yep.
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2008, 08:25:56 PM »
lol he kicked her up the arse like he was taking a free kick

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2008, 08:26:10 PM »
wtf, i didnt notice she was pissing :orly:

lol i are very slow
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2008, 08:29:13 PM »
wtf, i didnt notice she was pissing :orly:

lol i are very slow
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Sheep? :sheep:
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2008, 08:30:57 PM »
If it was a man they would have been arrested and branded a sex offender she got off easy
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2008, 08:32:38 PM »
does it hurt women when they have to stop pissing midstream like it does a man?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2008, 08:36:04 PM »
I think I KNOW that guy.

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2008, 08:39:44 PM »
I bet the old guy got piss on his shoe
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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2008, 08:47:38 PM »
does it hurt women when they have to stop pissing midstream like it does a man?

I don't think so, but some women can't do it.  I don't think that all men can stop urinating midstream either.

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2008, 08:50:29 PM »
I don't think that I can.

Unless I've got an erection.

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2008, 09:11:22 PM »
I don't think that I can.

Unless I've got an erection.

You have weak pubococcygeal muscles.  You can exercise them to make them stronger. 

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Re: Serves her right...
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2008, 09:15:42 PM »
I don't think that I can.

Unless I've got an erection.

You have weak pubococcygeal muscles.  You can exercise them to make them stronger. 

I try. By holding it in a lot.
Don't know if that helps.

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