How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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We need new people: mean, obnoxious, perverted, disgusting, rude, hateful, ruinous members.
there are only so many gerbil stories one can stomach every day.
"now then, Peter - what have you brought in to show the class today? what's that? sorry, i haven't got my glasses o...
do we, er... think that's entirely appropriate for seven year olds, dear? and be careful you don't - oh dear. never mind - i'm sure little Sammy's mum has a wonderful supply of stain removers."
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Well I think I'll pop over to WP to see if there's any interesting discussions there.