Pyrаxis calls out Pyraxis

[Rabbit From Hell]

Audio isn't that good, but the other video has a stupid slideshow, this has scenes of an alchemist's fuckup with no soul being slain by an emo dude with mechanical arms

You shouldn't deprecate yourself like that, self. You have a soul, same as I do.

Do you believe in it?

I don't know what you mean about my wearing clothes, but if you're here to tell me something, go ahead. The armchair therapist is listening. You should watch Greed's final conflict with Ed again. Things are not what they seem. Do you know why he did it?

Or are you here to fight? I can do fighting. But you're going to have to touch me first. Hurt me. This shit is making my morning.

You're... not getting the joke.

[Rabbit From Hell]

This really boils down to the following:

WAREZ MAH π ???

[Pyraxis]

You're... not getting the joke.

No, I'm making one of my own.

Shame. You're not playing along.

[Rabbit From Hell]

You're... not getting the joke.

No, I'm making one of my own.

Shame. You're not playing along.

Neither are you.

First you have to give me some lovin'.  Then tell me exactly what it is you want, and maybe, if it suits me, I'll go along.  I'm not a dog, I won't do whatever you want and get treated like crap for it.

[McGiver]

You're... not getting the joke.

No, I'm making one of my own.

Shame. You're not playing along.

Neither are you.

First you have to give me some lovin'.  Then tell me exactly what it is you want, and maybe, if it suits me, I'll go along.  I'm not a dog, I won't do whatever you want and get treated like crap for it.

yeah, you are a towelboy.

[Pyraxis]

First you have to give me some lovin'.  Then tell me exactly what it is you want, and maybe, if it suits me, I'll go along.  I'm not a dog, I won't do whatever you want and get treated like crap for it.

 

Missed this edit until now.

Do you actually think I consider you a dog and treat you like crap?

[Rabbit From Hell]

You're... not getting the joke.

No, I'm making one of my own.

Shame. You're not playing along.

Neither are you.

First you have to give me some lovin'.  Then tell me exactly what it is you want, and maybe, if it suits me, I'll go along.  I'm not a dog, I won't do whatever you want and get treated like crap for it.

yeah, you are a towelboy.

False, I only have one  towel, and it's MINE.

[Rabbit From Hell]

First you have to give me some lovin'.  Then tell me exactly what it is you want, and maybe, if it suits me, I'll go along.  I'm not a dog, I won't do whatever you want and get treated like crap for it.

 

Missed this edit until now.

Do you actually think I consider you a dog and treat you like crap?

yes, even if you aren't aware of it

[Pyraxis]

Actually I considered you pretty irrelevant, until you pranked me. So I suppose if ignoring a person is treating them like crap, yeah, you're my dog.

I'm the wrong person to be looking to for validation, though. I don't get your humor and I doubt I would get along with you in person. Find someone who's capable of a less intellectual exchange.

[Rabbit From Hell]

Find someone who's capable of a less intellectual exchange.

I don't think there's a person out there capable of less than you.

[Pyraxis]

 

Based on what?

[Rabbit From Hell]

Based on what?

You seem to place so much emphasis on it you must be experiencing a deficiency.

[Pyraxis]

You're so far off the mark, Ahayes, that you can't even see the target. I'm not sure there's anybody on here that would actually believe I'm unintelligent. (Well, except maybe Flo. Who knows what information makes it into his reality.) I aced my way through school and college, I'm decently read, and I've demonstrated time and time again on here that I am quite capable of an intelligent discussion.

Try again!

[Rabbit From Hell]

You're so far off the mark, Ahayes, that you can't even see the target. I'm not sure there's anybody on here that would actually believe I'm unintelligent. (Well, except maybe Flo. Who knows what information makes it into his reality.) I aced my way through school and college, I'm decently read, and I've demonstrated time and time again on here that I am quite capable of an intelligent discussion.

Try again!

If you have three apples and two are missing how many apples do you have?

[Pyraxis]

Um, you still own three, but you're a scatterbrained idiot?

What's your point?