Aw, that's nothing, he's a serial contender for the WTF award of the millenium.
aeon? epoch? era? what's the longest?
perhaps it's like the shortest amount of time being a "New York Minute" (the time between a traffic light changing to green, and the cab behind you hooting), or the cuntiesecond:
"The Fluorescent Age", defined as the amount of time it takes for him to write something jaw-droppingly stupid/incomprehensible/dull/irrelevant and so on, and so forth. (approximately no time at all).