Do inanimate objects attack you?

[Soph]

This rarely happens to me.

[odeon]

If Bush can do it, I can!

if you become president of the US, i'll never sleep with you again!

I'll give Hillary my blessings, then.

[Lucifer]

If Bush can do it, I can!

if you become president of the US, i'll never sleep with you again!

I'll give Hillary my blessings, then.

(phew!)

[duncvis]

Inanimate objects frequently take a dislike to me. set of cunts.

[GalileoAce]

Yes.

Wouldn't it be prudent to avoid being under chairs if inanimate objects attack you?

[purposefulinsanity]

Well?

I've had a fair few cooking dishes commit suicide on me recently- now you've got me wondering if they were trying to take me out too. 

[odeon]

Yes.

Wouldn't it be prudent to avoid being under chairs if inanimate objects attack you?

[Phlexor]

Yes.

Wouldn't it be prudent to avoid being under chairs if inanimate objects attack you?

How else is one then able to fend them off.

Perhaps a pre-emptive round of gluing all you objects of consumer emptiness down is in order.

[richard]

no everything pretty much stays where it is 

[Soph]

stupid door hit my arm today

[Phlexor]

stupid door hit my arm today

It's just doing it to get some attention.

[vodz]

I have one:

Peaguy!

 

[The_P]

I have one:

Peaguy!

 

 

[Gluey]

If you play home alone 2 on Super Nintendo that is possible.

["couldbecousin"]

Of course, I sometimes attack them to make sure that they won't be in a condition to attack me.

Ah yes, the pre-emptive strike!