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Offline Calandale

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Do inanimate objects attack you?
« on: February 06, 2008, 04:48:17 AM »
Well?
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2008, 05:11:15 AM »
Do drugs count?
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2008, 05:13:54 AM »
Animate ones do NOT.
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2008, 05:20:46 AM »
I see... so if my cigarette screams I guess not.
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2008, 07:38:17 AM »
Yes.
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2008, 10:22:12 AM »
No but they are conspiring to :hide:
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 12:31:43 PM »
The walls won't stop hittiing me.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2008, 08:14:48 AM »
Yes, things tend to leap off shelves and attack my person every now and again.

That or I have way too much shit in this house.
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2008, 08:33:04 AM »
Yes. :hide:
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2008, 09:03:46 AM »
definitely.  again, especially when i have PMS - things leap out at me, for no apparent reason.

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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2008, 04:12:41 PM »
yes
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2008, 04:19:33 PM »
Of course, I sometimes attack them to make sure that they won't be in a condition to attack me.
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2008, 04:25:01 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:19:33 PM
Of course, I sometimes attack them to make sure that they won't be in a condition to attack me.

nutter.
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2008, 04:34:47 PM »
If Bush can do it, I can! :zoinks:
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2008, 04:38:54 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:34:47 PM
If Bush can do it, I can! :zoinks:

if you become president of the US, i'll never sleep with you again!
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