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What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« on: February 01, 2008, 10:10:00 AM »
At least all I have to deal with are brown recluses. Have fun watching Mother Nature at her best.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html
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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2008, 10:15:49 AM »
I really hate insects.   I have heard of all of those, I really didn't need to be reminded of the bot fly.   I read something about a guy getting a larvae in his head once.   Fucking nasty.   I really hate bees/hornets and Wasps.
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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2008, 10:27:46 AM »
fucking nasty shit right there  :-[ :P >:(

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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2008, 10:30:06 AM »
At least all I have to deal with are brown recluses. Have fun watching Mother Nature at her best.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

 :congrats:

I think that Africanized bees are already here.  I know a beekeeper who got out of the business because of them.

* Callaway runs screaming from the room.

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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 10:40:18 AM »
At least all I have to deal with are brown recluses. Have fun watching Mother Nature at her best.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

 :congrats:

I think that Africanized bees are already here.  I know a beekeeper who got out of the business because of them.

* Callaway runs screaming from the room.

:angrydance:

http://www.desertusa.com/mag98/sep/stories/kbees.html

Texas, Arizona, Nevada, California, and New Mexico.
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2008, 04:40:32 PM »
I like insects.

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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2008, 04:48:54 PM »
At least all I have to deal with are brown recluses. Have fun watching Mother Nature at her best.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

 :congrats:

I think that Africanized bees are already here.  I know a beekeeper who got out of the business because of them.

* Callaway runs screaming from the room.

:angrydance:

http://www.desertusa.com/mag98/sep/stories/kbees.html

Texas, Arizona, Nevada, California, and New Mexico.

I thought that they were in Colorado now too.

 :-\

I think that I read that the beekeepers keep having to change out their queens with new queens when their hives become aggressive.

I guess it's possible that I thought it was a local story when it was not.

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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2008, 07:34:27 PM »
At least all I have to deal with are brown recluses. Have fun watching Mother Nature at her best.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

Fascinating.  :plus:
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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2008, 08:12:12 PM »
I didn't know bot fly larvae could get into your brain...  crazy!

Native honey bees are not defenseless against the Asian giant hornet.

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Although a handful of Asian giant hornets can easily defeat the defenses of many individual honey bees, whose small stings cannot inflict much damage against such a large predator, the Japanese honey bee (Apis cerana japonica) has evolved a collective defence.

When a hornet scout locates and approaches a Japanese honey bee hive it will emit specific pheromonal hunting signals. When the honey bees detect these pheromones, a hundred or so will gather near the entrance of the nest and keep it open, apparently to draw the hornet further into the hive or allow it to enter on its own. As the hornet enters the nest, a large mob of about five hundred honey bees surround it, completely covering it and preventing it from moving, and begin quickly vibrating their flight muscles. This has the effect of raising the temperature of the honey bee mass to 47 °C (117 °F). The honey bees can just tolerate this temperature, but the hornets cannot survive more than 45 °C (113 °F), and die. Often several bees perish along with the intruder, but the death of the hornet scout prevents it from bringing reinforcements which could wipe out the colony.
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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2008, 08:28:54 PM »
we have wind scorpions here and these other nasty things that look like a fucking ant with a big ass and head >:(

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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2008, 08:32:36 PM »
there called vinegerroos or something, oh fuck are they discusting. at my old house they'd always be in my fucking bed at nite trying to bite my nuts :laugh: :-[

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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2008, 08:37:53 PM »
Native honey bees are not defenseless against the Asian giant hornet.

I'd heard of that tactic before, but didn't realize these were the hornets it worked against.

Nature is fricking impressive.
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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2008, 09:56:29 PM »
I hate Ants    Fire ants weren't on there and they are nasty little buggers
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Re: What Bug Crawled up Your Ass, Literally!
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2008, 01:15:12 PM »
Native honey bees are not defenseless against the Asian giant hornet.

I'd heard of that tactic before, but didn't realize these were the hornets it worked against.

Nature is fricking impressive.

I feel like a second grader learning about the world again when I find articles like this one. Nature is perfect in every size, shape, and form.
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law