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Showdown: Cats vs calandale
« on: January 29, 2008, 10:09:36 PM »
Calandale:
-Is a douche
-masturbates to hillary clinton

Cats:
-smart
-clean
-cute
-cuddly

Cats win
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Showdown: cow kittys vs calandale
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 10:10:27 PM »
Euthanized; 10 or 12 people were gathered around a barbecue grill at an apartment complex where the kitten was being burned alive on hot coals. According to the rescuer, the crowd cheered and shouted while the kitten was being tortured. They then jeered her attempts to stop them until she threaten to call the police which dispersed the crowd. She then did manage to pull the kitten from the grill, burning her own hand, and tried to treat and feed Lucky until she could go to a vet. Due to the severity of the injuries, the kitten was euthanized the following morning.

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Re: Showdown: Cats vs calandale
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 04:21:33 AM »
Calandale:
-Is a douche
-masturbates to hillary clinton

Cats:
-smart
-clean
-cute
-cuddly

Cats win

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