How many times have you been hospitalized and why?

[Gluey]

... the fact that the doctor said i had a fancy bra

 

or when i had that appendicitis attack and kept throwing up and had to have my bladder full for an ultra sound so they had to stick a catheter in my clit hole to pump my bladder full of water b But they couldn't get the dawm thing in my small cunt hole So there were like five people tring to get this thing in me and everyone was looking. They gave up and put me on IV and my was PISSED OFF.

Uhm...a catheter goes neither in your
clit nor in your cunt. I'd guess that they
had trouble, trying to get it in the former.

Too bad they weren't pissed on.

Next time, ask them to put it in your urethra.

Yes they could'nt get it in my uretha. A uretha is in a clit. So to me a uretha is a clit.
that was fucking horrible. Worst day of my life.
lets talk about kitties.

[vodz]

No catheter in my clit.

Only hospitalizations were from a broken nose and torn meniscus. Both from playing Australian football (separate occasions).