Wanna brighten up a lonely old man's existence? Maybe sign him up for some porn? Or even send him about 20,000 copies of the New York Times dated from 1937? Well, here is his address if you want:
mrmarion@tfn.net
If you really want to get him, send him some pictures of girls and flirt with him; about 5 or 6 will do. When you have him... BAM!