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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2008, 07:01:59 AM »
All that grilling.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2008, 09:50:47 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on January 20, 2008, 05:36:03 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 09:13:39 PM
Quote from: Soph on January 19, 2008, 09:00:43 PM
didn't he make the lean mean fat grilling machine?

you have to drive onto the drive to park
Rofl no that is George Foreman the boxer.

Carlin is a stand up comedian, a great one at that.

Did you know that George Foreman doesn't have and fingerprints.
I didn't notice when I shook his hand, though his hand is massive.   He was at the local bookstore signing his biography and other assorted crap.   Me and my brother got his autograph.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2008, 08:24:17 AM »
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A parkway is defined by the Random House dictionary as “a broad thoroughfare with a dividing strip or side strips planted with grass, trees, etc.” First defined in the 1880s, it’s an Americanism that has confused many. After all, you don’t park on the parkway. Instead, it’s a “way” with “a park,” the aforementioned “side strips planted with grass, trees.”

But what about the driveway -- don’t most people just park on them? Technically, a driveway is more than just a parking lot. Our dictionary gave two definitions; “1. a road, esp. a private one, leading from a street or other thoroughfare to a building, house, garage, etc.” and “2. any road for driving on.” This term, then, is another Americanism combined from “drive” and “way,” that was formed 20 years previous to the parkway, in the 1860’s.

How about this one then...

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2008, 09:45:18 AM »

I like it.

Maybe we also need a Steven Wright thread. He's another funny word player.

Example:

"How the hell can a door be ajar?"
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2008, 09:44:12 PM »
There's a reason they call it the "American Dream."  Because you have to be asleep to believe it.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2008, 10:53:15 PM »
Why do they call a building a building after the building has been finished?
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2008, 04:42:23 PM »
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2008, 05:28:10 PM »
He's right. Well, other than the not
complaining. Not voting says that
one is happy with whatever happens.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2008, 05:48:07 PM »
Not voting also means you believe its going to suck no matter who gets in, so why bother wasting your time.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2008, 05:49:46 PM »
Whatever. It's an apathy condition.
Not a statement. Well, in the US.
Some places, not voting is the best
you can actually do to protest.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2008, 06:08:48 PM »
I've gots mad skillz in apathy when it comes to voting. At least in the U.S. you can get away with not voting. Here in Australia you can get in trouble. I could get fined a bit if they catch up with me. Good thing I avoid being enrolled to vote.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2008, 06:14:47 PM »
Mildly related to George Carlin

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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2008, 06:16:15 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on February 03, 2008, 06:08:48 PM
I've gots mad skillz in apathy when it comes to voting. At least in the U.S. you can get away with not voting. Here in Australia you can get in trouble. I could get fined a bit if they catch up with me. Good thing I avoid being enrolled to vote.

Yep. Kinda like most totalitarian societies.
They take away guns, force you to vote,
ugly shit.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2008, 06:53:19 PM »
As long as they dont take my toy lightsaber away, I dont care.

At least I dont get shot for holding something that may resemble a gun, like say a badger or whatever passes for looking like a gun these days. I could get lucky and only get tazzed.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2008, 06:55:16 PM »
Yeah. I was pissed as hell when
they started making toy guns look
like crap here.
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