Mexican standoff

[Al Swearegen]

Yes. They happen. Usually when people
AREN'T sure that they want to start firing.

That could be complete bullshit for all I know.

Indeed? Think about police. Not every engagement
with an armed foe ends in a shoot-out.

Indeed? Think about a douchebag. Got a good mental picture? good, that's you.

Fuck! That was a wee bit harsh. Weren't you asking for opinions Malador?

Sir_Fred_Patternston, lick my balls.

I don't into that play. I am assuming to suggest it you have your own "regular" hook ups for that kind of gay sex. Mind you, just because I like you, if I find out about anyone online, single, gay male and American, I will go out of my way to explain, "You are gay and single great! Question is can you give good head? If so my good friend Malador is the person you are looking for I will arrange a hook up " .

[Alex179]

Ah, the ever famous "I know you are, but what am I"  type of response.  Those never get old.  Of course you aren't gay, but he is.   After all, he put your dick in his mouth, right?   

Do you run into many homosexuals propositioning you for sex on teh internets?   How kind of you to deflect said advancements towards Maldoror, in order to satiate his desire for man meat.   Where the hell is Milla to approve of all of this gay sex talk?

[vodz]

He requested that you lick his balls, good sir.    What is your response on the matter?   I suggest you fake like you are going to then punch them like a speed bag.

"Buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba...."

[Al Swearegen]

After all, he put your dick in his mouth, right?   

He did? I don't remember. Was I asleep at the time? What a little pervert. 

Do you run into many homosexuals propositioning you for sex on teh internets? 

No it is a bit of a surprise for me. I am not sure whether to be flattered or repulsed.

How kind of you to deflect said advancements towards Maldoror, in order to satiate his desire for man meat. 

Oh I am an understanding kind of a guy. Besides if Malador manages to get enough gay men to suck and fuck him stupid, he won't be propositioning straight men online. Right?

[Alex179]

He requested that you lick his balls, good sir.    What is your response on the matter?   I suggest you fake like you are going to then punch them like a speed bag.

"Buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba...."

He would be racked so badly that he would puke all over his head while he having his balls punched like that.

[vodz]

He requested that you lick his balls, good sir.    What is your response on the matter?   I suggest you fake like you are going to then punch them like a speed bag.

"Buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba...."

He would be racked so badly that he would puke all over his head while he having his balls punched like that.

Unless he's a sadist, then he might cum.

[Al Swearegen]

True! I don't think the delight in punching a guy in the nuts would be overwhelmed by the disgust of being sprogged over.

[Calandale]

Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.

[vodz]

Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.

Warm, texture, mmmmmmmmmmm!

[Calandale]

Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.

Warm, texture, mmmmmmmmmmm!

The surge of warm liquid,
surrounding, all at once.

I really can't recommend it
too highly.

[vodz]

Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.

Warm, texture, mmmmmmmmmmm!

The surge of warm liquid,
surrounding, all at once.

I really can't recommend it
too highly.

I'm getting moist.

[Calandale]

Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.

Warm, texture, mmmmmmmmmmm!

The surge of warm liquid,
surrounding, all at once.

I really can't recommend it
too highly.

I'm getting moist.

I have that effect on people.

[vodz]

Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.

Warm, texture, mmmmmmmmmmm!

The surge of warm liquid,
surrounding, all at once.

I really can't recommend it
too highly.

I'm getting moist.

I have that effect on people.

Though usually more like an onion does.

[Calandale]

Onions ARE erotic.

[maldoror]

Gay accusations? You fucking 14 year olds. I'll just assume this is due to the influence of Sir_Glen_Humplickson, since I've come to expect better from the rest of you.