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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #60 on: March 19, 2010, 09:06:11 PM »
formaldehyde , rubber tubing, small pump , bucket
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2010, 10:50:24 PM »
Ten packs of model airplane glue, a value case of butane, six cans of air wick, a bottle of nail polish remover six pack of paper bags, six packs of plastic bags,
and a can of computer duster.

IT'S LIKE I'M WALK''N ON SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #62 on: June 08, 2010, 02:42:39 PM »
asking for change for twenty dollar bill as I lay my Smith & Wesson on the counter
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #63 on: June 08, 2010, 10:57:40 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 16, 2010, 08:35:31 PM
Quote from: Singularity on March 15, 2010, 04:41:34 AM
Pregnancy kit
A bunch of coat hangers
Whiskey

More disturbing if a guy does this. :laugh:

Who needs that stuff when you have a fist?  :laugh: PAWNCH!

Neil LaBute's play The Distance From Here is based around that idea.
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #64 on: March 07, 2015, 05:28:51 PM »
A clown costume

A bag of balloon animal balloons

A box of condoms.   >:D
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #65 on: March 07, 2015, 08:11:24 PM »
An exacto knife and a copy of Gray's Anatomy.
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #66 on: December 03, 2016, 12:51:52 PM »
  Occasionally my purchases will total $6.66, which has sometimes worried me enough
  to compel me to grab an impulse-purchase item to add to my stuff, and I'm not even religious.  :autism:
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #67 on: December 10, 2016, 07:58:16 AM »
a long time ago i received my change back, glanced at it and told the cashier she had miscounted. i still had my hand out. she stared at me with her mouth open, then took the coins back and counted them three times before adding the missing amount.

i suspect that it was because i was in the "deep south," had a yankee accent and a permanent tan.
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #68 on: December 10, 2016, 09:29:23 PM »
Cat food and a spoon.
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #69 on: December 10, 2016, 09:32:33 PM »
Once my purchase came to exactly $100.  That was the first time for the cashier and for me.
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