Hi Joeker. As you may know, you've joined us during our week-long Soul Stealing Extravaganzaâ„¢ wherein certain preselected members are set loose to collect as many unguarded souls as possible from careless-intensity goers. It's much fun, but you might be wondering what the potential victims can do to protect themselves.
It helps to know that the likelihood of any particular member stealing YOUR soul is roughly proportional to his or her karma, and/or the scariness of his or her avatar. (That's a warning right there to avoid me whenever possible). Also, you may be interested to know that I have developed a special soul-harness that will be available commercially in the near future. For now, all you can do is hold on tight. Also, it might be a good idea to Scotch Guard your soul, because some of us have the tendency to throw hot drinks on souls that have proved not to be tenable.
