New cars for Xmas?

[renaeden]

I have always thought that for your first car you should get a heap of junk. Most people end up trashing their first cars. I did with mine.

[Calandale]

My folks offered me the old caddy,
if I had gotten a license when young.
Not a heap of junk, but damned hard
to total. My mother knocked a truck off
the hiway with it. 

We didn't stop.

[Soph]

i want a ferrari

[richard]

ive always wonderd that too parts, its kindof like wtf? i think they just do it so people will get in the mood to shop for less expencive things

[klox]

I have always thought that for your first car you should get a heap of junk. Most people end up trashing their first cars. I did with mine.

Yeah my first was rather modest. Never trashed it though.

[renaeden]

I have always thought that for your first car you should get a heap of junk. Most people end up trashing their first cars. I did with mine.

Yeah my first was rather modest. Never trashed it though.

I hit a lot of inanimate objects. Fences, brick walls, rubbish bins, poles, etc. Thankfully I learnt with that car and haven't done anything like that in a long time.

[Parts]

I have always thought that for your first car you should get a heap of junk. Most people end up trashing their first cars. I did with mine.

Yeah my first was rather modest. Never trashed it though.

I hit a lot of inanimate objects. Fences, brick walls, rubbish bins, poles, etc. Thankfully I learnt with that car and haven't done anything like that in a long time.

I did that too but with a truck that belonged to a company I worked for before I had a car

[duncvis]

me too with my first car. i wrote it off eventually ploughing into a dry stone wall - I was trying to dodge someone coming the other way and got distracted by my mate passing me his spliff. don't smoke and drive, kids. 

[Calandale]

... and got distracted by my mate passing me his spliff.

This sounds quite different (to me)
than what it apparantly means. 

[duncvis]

I'm intrigued. what does it sound like in teh mysterious world of Calandale?

[Calandale]

Well, mate passing spliff
might well be a number of
things, but when down to
HIS spliff, I can only think of
a handful of jizz.

Not sure why you'd smoke ThAT
though.

[duncvis]

   spliff = joint =

is that unambiguous enough for you? 

[Calandale]

I'd guessed that, from the context.
Still....

[Parts]

You never heard of a spliff?  Maybe you were not around enough Jamaicans

[renaeden]

I have always thought that for your first car you should get a heap of junk. Most people end up trashing their first cars. I did with mine.

Yeah my first was rather modest. Never trashed it though.

I hit a lot of inanimate objects. Fences, brick walls, rubbish bins, poles, etc. Thankfully I learnt with that car and haven't done anything like that in a long time.

I did that too but with a truck that belonged to a company I worked for before I had a car

Ooo oops.
Reminds me of the time I wrecked an expensive lift door by hitting it with a forklift. And not only did I do it once, I did it twice and then I got a warning. I just wasn't able to judge the timing of that door.