A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on August 29, 2010, 05:37:00 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 29, 2010, 05:34:58 PMDoes the sun rise? Of course I ate.Not only does the sun rise, Your Majesty, but it never sets over your Empire! Then I should be eating 24 hours a day.
Quote from: Weakling on August 29, 2010, 05:34:58 PMDoes the sun rise? Of course I ate.Not only does the sun rise, Your Majesty, but it never sets over your Empire!
Does the sun rise? Of course I ate.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Weakling on August 29, 2010, 05:38:09 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 29, 2010, 05:37:00 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 29, 2010, 05:34:58 PMDoes the sun rise? Of course I ate.Not only does the sun rise, Your Majesty, but it never sets over your Empire! Then I should be eating 24 hours a day.And like a proper queen bee, you should be producing lots of eggs too.
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 29, 2010, 06:03:17 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 29, 2010, 05:38:09 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 29, 2010, 05:37:00 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 29, 2010, 05:34:58 PMDoes the sun rise? Of course I ate.Not only does the sun rise, Your Majesty, but it never sets over your Empire! Then I should be eating 24 hours a day.And like a proper queen bee, you should be producing lots of eggs too. "The heir and a spare," at the very least!
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 29, 2010, 06:41:46 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on August 29, 2010, 06:03:17 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 29, 2010, 05:38:09 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 29, 2010, 05:37:00 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 29, 2010, 05:34:58 PMDoes the sun rise? Of course I ate.Not only does the sun rise, Your Majesty, but it never sets over your Empire! Then I should be eating 24 hours a day.And like a proper queen bee, you should be producing lots of eggs too. "The heir and a spare," at the very least! Dammit Jim, I'm just a simple country queen, not Michelle Duggar.
Went to Quiznos.
Here's is everything I've eaten today in order.Bran flakes with raisins with 2% milkPot of black coffeeReece cupFun size snickersHam, turkey & munster on 100% whole wheat with mustard & mayoGala apple2 eggs scrambled with a little shredded cheese on top, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, glass of 2% milkHandful of dry roasted peanutsSome potato chipsBanana Some raspberriesSome dark chocolate
Is that a classic Singer sewing machine I see?
Quote from: DirtDawg on August 31, 2010, 07:24:56 PMIs that a classic Singer sewing machine I see? Yep.