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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2007, 08:31:55 PM »
Quote from: Richard Wagner on December 06, 2007, 08:22:04 PM
Tend to hold mine with my canines, which is the source
of the problem. Have bitten down way too hard occasionally,
too though. Especially when trying to twist the bowl out
of the rain.

Fuck, man. LeArn to twist your ass out iof the rain.

... especially when you are out of matches.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2007, 08:46:23 PM »
I use a lighter.
And, here, it's kinda
hard to stay out of the
rain. Not that I dislike it,
most places.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2007, 03:48:56 AM »
try lighting up with matches in the wind. it's fun. :laugh: burn match after another. yeah, lighters rule.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2007, 03:49:22 AM »
fuck. i miss smoking.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2007, 06:48:27 AM »
Quote from: Mozzarella Ball on December 07, 2007, 03:48:56 AM
try lighting up with matches in the wind. it's fun. :laugh: burn match after another. yeah, lighters rule.

I go through a pack of matches in minutes.
But, they smell good.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2007, 07:11:27 AM »
Quote from: Richard Wagner on December 07, 2007, 06:48:27 AM
Quote from: Mozzarella Ball on December 07, 2007, 03:48:56 AM
try lighting up with matches in the wind. it's fun. :laugh: burn match after another. yeah, lighters rule.

I go through a pack of matches in minutes.
But, they smell good.

Yum sulfur nice smell
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2007, 07:13:02 AM »
Aye. I'd burn them like mad,
if they were free. But, I can
only lift a limited supply, with
each trip to the bar.  :laugh:
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2007, 07:26:31 AM »
yes. fire good. :laugh:
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2007, 07:33:02 AM »
I like the strike anywhere ones burnt whole boxes before
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2007, 07:33:48 AM »
Gods yes. I love those.
But, they don't really work ANYWHERE.
I can't get them to light, off water.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2007, 07:48:24 AM »
Quote from: Richard Wagner on December 07, 2007, 07:33:48 AM
Gods yes. I love those.
But, they don't really work ANYWHERE.
I can't get them to light, off water.

You have to put little lumps of sodium on the tip for that
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2007, 07:49:34 AM »
Water has a tip?
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2007, 07:50:36 AM »
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2007, 08:02:57 AM »
Matches WITHOUT sulpher
are called sticks. :-\
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2007, 08:03:55 AM »
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