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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2007, 11:57:42 PM »
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2007, 11:59:10 PM »
GA, obviously you can do a shitload of them cuz you're not worried about fucking up your life. :P and yeah, i dunno about life sober but life on drugs is fuuuuun. i would get all the valium i could get my hands on omg. i could take more risks trying to get them. hell i'd do valium with or without dying, it's just hard to get them and other shit. i'd also grow opium and weed. and i'd speedball. :laugh:

plus life without drugs is a life filled with alcohol and anxiety.

Alex, make sure you don't murder any statutory rapists. they are on the same list. :-\

edit: i should proofread my posts. i said drying. lol.
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2007, 12:03:51 AM »
...and to actually anser the question, if I actually 100% knew that I had one year to live, I'd probably try to write a novel that didn't suck (or a memior, but that would kinda kill the fun of my last year alive).

The bigger question would be how to break it to my family; it would be awful no matter what.  The same with any potential "last-year-of-life-sex" partner I might have.  I mean, yes, I'd want to go out with a bang (well, many), but how the hell do you do that without messing up the partner?  Do you watch Sweet November (or the movie with Mandy Moore with the identical plot) with them, then at the end be like, "While we're on that topic..."?

I'm taking this too seriously, though, I'm sure.   :laugh:
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2007, 12:05:50 AM »
Quote from: Moony on December 01, 2007, 11:59:10 PM
Alex, make sure you don't murder any statutory rapists. they are on the same list. :-\
They would all be molestors.  You can see on the site the age of the victim and if it is under 13 (took a look at it once).   Plenty of those around to kill unfortunately. 
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2007, 12:08:15 AM »
Quote from: Moony on December 01, 2007, 11:59:10 PM
GA, obviously you can do a shitload of them cuz you're not worried about fucking up your life. :P and yeah, i dunno about life sober but life on drugs is fuuuuun. i would get all the valium i could get my hands on omg. i could take more risks trying to get them. hell i'd do valium with or without dying, it's just hard to get them and other shit. i'd also grow opium and weed. and i'd speedball. :laugh:

Doesn't explain why though :)
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2007, 12:09:01 AM »
Quote from: GalileoAce on December 01, 2007, 11:56:07 PM
I noticed alot of people said that do drugs or other abused recreational substances...Why is that? Is not life fun enough without them?

Life is mundane without drugs.  At least it is to me.    I love video games, but playing them while high is 100 times better for me.   Same goes for guitar or anything haha.   I tend to enjoy it more.   I even write papers and take tests while high.   If I didn't have As in all but one of my classes then I would feel bad about it.

If I only had a year to live, I would get completely obliterated as much as possible though.
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2007, 12:12:42 AM »
I fear loss of mind, I couldn't get high or drunk.
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2007, 12:14:19 AM »
exactly, life is more enjoyable on drugs. :laugh:
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2007, 12:16:23 AM »
Quote from: Moony on December 02, 2007, 12:14:19 AM
exactly, life is more enjoyable on drugs. :laugh:

But don't drugs distort your experiences and therefore sully them in your memories as inaccurate and wrong?
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2007, 12:18:27 AM »
Quote from: fkng srius on December 02, 2007, 12:03:51 AM
...and to actually anser the question, if I actually 100% knew that I had one year to live, I'd probably try to write a novel that didn't suck (or a memior, but that would kinda kill the fun of my last year alive).

The bigger question would be how to break it to my family; it would be awful no matter what.  The same with any potential "last-year-of-life-sex" partner I might have.  I mean, yes, I'd want to go out with a bang (well, many), but how the hell do you do that without messing up the partner?  Do you watch Sweet November (or the movie with Mandy Moore with the identical plot) with them, then at the end be like, "While we're on that topic..."?

I'm taking this too seriously, though, I'm sure.   :laugh:

Depends on if the illness that makes you have one year left to live is something transmittable sexually.

I would probably try to fuck as many women as possible knowing that I am going to die and that I won't give what is going to kill me to anyone else.   Getting in any serious relationship when I have a year left to live is a big mistake.    Probably better off fucking hookers if you are a guy and not up to your neck in pussy already.
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2007, 12:26:18 AM »
Quote from: GalileoAce on December 02, 2007, 12:16:23 AM
Quote from: Moony on December 02, 2007, 12:14:19 AM
exactly, life is more enjoyable on drugs. :laugh:

But don't drugs distort your experiences and therefore sully them in your memories as inaccurate and wrong?

i don't remember anything anyway. :laugh: sides, it depends on the drug. if you take stimulants you may remember well. i do remember stuff i did on valium too though. i'd like to forget. :laugh:
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2007, 12:33:09 AM »
Quote from: Mozart on December 02, 2007, 12:26:18 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on December 02, 2007, 12:16:23 AM
Quote from: Moony on December 02, 2007, 12:14:19 AM
exactly, life is more enjoyable on drugs. :laugh:

But don't drugs distort your experiences and therefore sully them in your memories as inaccurate and wrong?

i don't remember anything anyway. :laugh: sides, it depends on the drug. if you take stimulants you may remember well. i do remember stuff i did on valium too though. i'd like to forget. :laugh:

Exactly.
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2007, 12:34:48 AM »
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2007, 02:29:12 AM »
Move back home, and play one last big wargame.
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Re: If you had one year to live....
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2007, 02:34:09 AM »
no dancing?
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