Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join

[shima]

OMG I have never seen such an entrance to a message board .  Preserve it, screenshot, archive, something, this one can't get lost.

[Peter]

Peter when you say special abilities.............do you mean learning disabilities or guys that use viagra

Well, I heard of a guy there that could just keep going, without needing viagra.  I think he did have some mental issues though; ass-burgers or something silly like that.

Seriously in Glasgow you know youve met a special guy when you find one thats actually sober.

REALLY?  You don't say... 



Btw, do you have anything you'd like to tell us about yourself?   

[Praetor]

Corby?

christ - what a fucking shite hole.  what did he do to derserve that level of hell?   

He's old enough to have gone there when the actual steel mill was open and there was actually this thing called a job that existed in the town. Man that place is such a dive you'd of thought they'd of just given up on the town and let it rot by now but no people still living there

[Lucifer]

yep, AND there's a fuck off big black hole round there - no matter how hard you try driving past, you get sucked into the fucking place. 

oh, hang on ...  or is that kidderminster?

who cares - both as bad as each other, from what i've seen, and people have told me.

[Praetor]

hehe who named a place kiddiefiddlerminister

[Merry Widow]

Phil you cunt, im gonna set fire to your testicles with a blow torch, you werent calling me a hoe when you were grovelling on your knees like the bitch you are for those N00DZ, or that night you asked me to call you daddy or was it uncle phil i cant remember, i just remember you saying 'its not wrong we dont need to tell mommy, its our little secret'.?

you bastard, praetor!!!!! you told me that i was your only "special little girl."  that's the last time you talk me in to touching you in the bad place. 

[Lucifer]

there's a bad place?

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Actually Peter there is something id like to "tell you all" about myself.

I was actually a man named Andrew i went under gender reassignment a year or two a go, and the bad place omega was discussing that prateor wanted her to touch well.........she meant his anus...........when i was a man he loved me doing him up the ass, he actually didnt want me to undergo my operations to become a woman, he loved me doing him that much. 

Its ok to be gay boys and girls.............unless your unfashionable..........with bad interior design skills because if thats the case then your a dissapointment to the gay community!!!!

Oh and Peter you heard of a guy from Glasgow who kept going without need viagra........name, number, and address please.    he probably just kept going hoping that any minute his partner might actually have an orgasm, the poor bitch probably passed out with the smell of alcohol.

Who need Rohypnol when youve got a Glaswegian on top of you.

[Postperson]

Praetor: "Hello guys

I wanna invite a buddy of mine from Scotland (eamon n peter your in there) who I reckon's aspie but hasn't got a diagnosis.

Her names Andreanna I reckon she'd fit in well with our kind of humour and perspective on things and well I feel for our lonely scottish aspie males on here so I thought I'd go and get them a play mate who bites back 

So that ok for me to direct her here n have her sign up?"

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Someones been paying attention.
Gold star for you.

[Peter]

Someones been paying attention.
Gold star for you.

WHOOOOOSHHHHHH!!

Don't worry; we're just fucking with you.  Carefully re-read what post-person posted and see if anything stands out.  Maybe check out some people's profiles too; there's no telling what you might find.

[Merry Widow]

Gold star for you.

i didn't know that Postperson was jewish.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

re read what post person said...........nah thanks i nearly fell asleep the first time.

Its ok Peter i already know your from Glasgow, i know youve been dying for me to read your profile and find out it still doesnt change what i said about guys from Glasgow lol

You arent a reformed alcoholic are you? 
Oh and if youve ever been around the town centre and been kicked in the nuts by a rather demented Redhead................then i apologise for not remembering you 

Nah Omega i stick on my German military uniform and hand out gold stars to almost everyone..........i dont discriminate

[Merry Widow]

Nah Omega i stick on my German military uniform and hand out gold stars to almost everyone..........i dont discriminate

hahaha. in that case, i think you should give eamonn a pink triangle.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

I was gonna ask who is Eamonn, but well, i shall take a pass.

Awwww Omega! ive not got any pink triangles..........he will just have to stick with a dairylee cheese triangle instead 

I could get all artistic (not to be confused with autistic) and paint it pink but well...........quite frankly it would bore me and id rather slit my wrists and paint my walls a lovely red color.

Yes praetor i actually do bleed REAL blood. Im not really a cylone or whatever you call those humanoid robot cunts from Battlestar Galactica.