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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #45 on: November 18, 2007, 01:42:36 AM »
There are some things that I'm actually GOOD
at teaching.  :eyebrows:

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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #46 on: November 18, 2007, 01:43:47 AM »
I'd be confused too.  I've woken up from detailed sex dreams confused because the scene change didn't make sense.
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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #47 on: November 18, 2007, 01:44:52 AM »
I've had about 3 real sex dreams in my life.
Usually from watching WAY too much porn,
and not getting off.

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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #48 on: November 18, 2007, 01:48:21 AM »
has anyone ever had an orgasm in a dream? i wonder if a dream orgasm is a real one.

There are some things that I'm actually GOOD
at teaching.  :eyebrows:

like sex in class? :laugh:

you're a good history teacher, you taught me more in a day than i learned in the 4 years i was in high school. :laugh:
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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #49 on: November 18, 2007, 01:53:18 AM »
has anyone ever had an orgasm in a dream? i wonder if a dream orgasm is a real one.

I did a 'wet dreams' thread on WP, and more women had sleep orgasms than
did men. Something I suspected.

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There are some things that I'm actually GOOD
at teaching.  :eyebrows:

like sex in class? :laugh:

Come 'ere for your lesson.

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you're a good history teacher, you taught me more in a day than i learned in the 4 years i was in high school. :laugh:

Napoleonics is one of my special interests.  8)

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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #50 on: November 18, 2007, 01:55:06 AM »
why did you suspect?
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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #51 on: November 18, 2007, 01:57:38 AM »
Well, I had never had one. And, I chatted with guys
about it, and don't think any of them admitted to it.

On the other hand, my mom's had them. No one I've
been close with has though. I tend to be with women
who aren't easily orgasmic (yeah yeah - but I've given
some their first with someone, so 'tis not what you're
thinking), for whatever reasons.

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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #52 on: November 18, 2007, 02:10:41 AM »
i wasn't thinking anything. what should i have been? :laugh: that you're bad in bed? :laugh:
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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #53 on: November 18, 2007, 02:14:27 AM »
Pretty much. I actually was particularly
interested in someone, recently, when
I found out she was very orgasmic.
Just not something I've seen a lot of.

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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #54 on: November 18, 2007, 02:38:56 AM »
She so pretty! But why the whispering? If you post it on internet he will hear you anyway?
She has probably got the mic too far away...
im not completely retarded  :P


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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #55 on: November 18, 2007, 02:50:32 AM »
Pretty much. I actually was particularly
interested in someone, recently, when
I found out she was very orgasmic.
Just not something I've seen a lot of.

i can come fast but the quality isn't what it used to.
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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #56 on: November 18, 2007, 12:02:02 PM »
I have NO idea how to judge quality.
I mean, you can ask, but that doesn't
give you any objective for different people.

For me, the best tends to be when I'm just
hanging for a LONG time.

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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #57 on: November 18, 2007, 12:09:42 PM »
She so pretty! But why the whispering? If you post it on internet he will hear you anyway?
She has probably got the mic too far away...
im not completely retarded  :P


How are you pissing them off?


I haven't been there in days.
posting about alex and quatermass and kbabz all the time. i'm trying to stop now though lol

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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #58 on: November 18, 2007, 12:13:48 PM »
I have NO idea how to judge quality.
I mean, you can ask, but that doesn't
give you any objective for different people.

For me, the best tends to be when I'm just
hanging for a LONG time.

well it changes, if i'm really horny i usually get better ones. if i'm just wanking to stop being mildly horny it's kinda meh. more like a sneeze. lol.
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Re: Nice one, Soph.
« Reply #59 on: November 18, 2007, 12:17:38 PM »
The worst is if you can manage WITHOUT
being aroused. OUCH!