Tsk. If something as simple as a name change is enough to dissuade you from the common goal, you did not belong as an ass fairy in the first place. Take your bitter, narrow definition of what does and doesn't constitute an anal servant over to the cunt goblin camp. I'm sure theyt'll love you over there.
We, on the other hand, will continue to look upon the profession as a brotherly commitment to fulfilling an objective, rather than a collective of power hungry bureaucrats who constantly try to proclaim themselves "steward" and lose their fragile identity with every handle change. We are more long-sighted, more committed, and we have magic powers. And we smell like ass. We are the ass fairies.
