...That since you've changed your name, you're no longer under any obligation to perform ass fairy related duties.
For being an ass fairy is about more than a name. It is about courage, responsibility, apple pie, integrity, and rectal exploration.
I expect a full report on all anal discoveries made by Ass Fairies 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 15, 22, and 69 made since the last meeting.