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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #60 on: November 13, 2007, 04:13:39 PM »
To be more precise, I find most to be a delicacy, a great alternative to cupcakes and shit.

I can imagine. Might I suggest trying the cupcakes alone?

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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #61 on: November 13, 2007, 04:24:55 PM »
A woman's cupcake?

That is one I have been primed for, over and over again.  I am so ready, everything is making me horny that I put in my body, even a simple apple.

Alfalfa is a supergreen food, whole food nutrition, and that is one of the supplements I take.  I have spirulina also, and 1 gram in a pill is eqivalent to 1 serving of a vegetable.  I am curious, since people actually eat algae as a food, what it would taste like.  I could not just eat a bunch of pills all day, I would miss the taste of somethings.  Roasted peppers.. yum yum.  Pills don't really supply potassium or water souble vitamins like C, as the processing it takes to make a pill removes them.
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #62 on: November 13, 2007, 04:25:39 PM »
mm cupcakes... cream and chocolate.
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #63 on: November 13, 2007, 04:31:40 PM »
Yours is probably a man who has cum up his ass, AsCrap.

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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #64 on: November 13, 2007, 04:48:55 PM »
* Boss of the Ass Fairies is really horny
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #65 on: November 13, 2007, 06:45:21 PM »
mm cupcakes... cream and chocolate.

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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #66 on: November 13, 2007, 07:11:30 PM »
I am curious, since people actually eat algae as a food, what it would taste like. 

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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #67 on: November 13, 2007, 07:53:24 PM »
  Pills don't really supply potassium or water souble vitamins like C, as the processing it takes to make a pill removes them.
Slow release potassium is available and it works, I think in Australia you need a prescription for them. Too much potassium can lead to heart problems.
Bananas are a good source of potassium.
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #68 on: November 14, 2007, 01:26:59 PM »
Shit, you son of a bitch, you figured me out.  They are cheap to. :laugh: Bananas have a high oxygen radical absorbancy capacity.  I get it from other sources to.

I bought potassium replacement product before, without a prescription.  Potassium gluconate tablets, with all that salt bread I used to eat.  Then I took potassium chloride salt, a salt substitue.  The gluconate form caused stomach cramps, the chloride form caused diahrrea.

Seaweed, what did you expect?  I herd some of the shit about the japaneese life span, so it would seem logical I would do the same things as them, not necessarly coping them.  I herd they cook with ginseng, I was thinking about that myself.  It sounds intresting, and I like just about everything I eat anyway.

Callaway, you just gave me an idea.  Instead of eating the seaweed, I should wipe my ass with it. :laugh:
Maybe I should eat the seaweed after for nutrtional purposes.  Hit two birds with one stone, that is self actualizing :laugh: I am joking you know.

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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #69 on: November 14, 2007, 02:09:59 PM »
I could not use the same supergreen foods, otherwise I would miss out on benefits other ones would provide. 

Who the fuck brought me food last night and drop in on my kitchem floor at 7:00pm.  Who ever you are, I don't eat fuckn corn chips.  I liked the vegetable and fruit juice, the organic salsa, chicken got shit I don't like but pretty much good.  The rice cereal has a honey, a nonrefined sweetner, that is good.  The bananas are good.  The broccoli stirfry is good.  Jessus fuckn christ, that hormell chill has alot of salt in it.
It was the thought that counts.  I like the rice milk to.
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #70 on: November 16, 2007, 01:10:15 PM »
Randy has balls on his chin.  :laugh:

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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #71 on: November 16, 2007, 04:24:23 PM »
That is fuckn right, you better hook me up, and I don't mean in a gay way.  I eat was fortifies my body for sex, so I do have balls on my chin.


Mom probably bought me that food in her mania, and probably didn't remember.  I ate the chicken, and sure enough I was horny after.  Its the god damn zinc, and all those zinc rich herbs.
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #72 on: November 16, 2007, 09:56:38 PM »
Randy has balls on his chin.  :laugh:

That means he has a dick in his mouth. 

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