Author Topic: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated  (Read 41598 times)

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #285 on: April 05, 2012, 12:40:15 PM »
You should see the strudel-liths I have to pull out on occasion.  Hard to get them out with my own head jammed up there, but I manage.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #286 on: May 01, 2012, 06:57:10 PM »
Another guest seeks wisdom from this thread. :toporly:

Mandatory bump. :laugh:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #287 on: May 01, 2012, 07:00:10 PM »
Another guest seeks wisdom from this thread. :toporly:

Mandatory bump. :laugh:
well, it is an interesting title :zombiefuck:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #288 on: June 28, 2012, 10:38:59 PM »
Another guest seeks wisdom from this thread. :toporly:

Mandatory bump. :laugh:
well, it is an interesting title :zombiefuck:
:agreed: Worthy of an occasional bump.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #289 on: June 29, 2012, 01:09:59 PM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #290 on: June 29, 2012, 09:25:39 PM »
It is the thread that never dies.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #291 on: June 30, 2012, 12:41:48 AM »
It is the thread that never dies.  :zombiefuck:
:agreed: It must be periodically revived.  :viking:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #292 on: June 30, 2012, 02:41:30 AM »
Yes, some people really seem to enjoy getting emerged in this thread
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #293 on: June 30, 2012, 02:42:34 AM »
something to sink your teeth into, i suppose  :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #294 on: June 30, 2012, 07:30:54 AM »
Me, being tired, thought I saw "Another dig shit out ......" And thought someone had made a fresh one.

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If this thread lives long enough (or Hubert feels like it), there will be. Isn't that a scary thought?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #295 on: July 05, 2012, 10:42:54 PM »
And another guest lurks in this thread...
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #296 on: July 06, 2012, 12:29:54 AM »
And another guest lurks in this thread...
SG did herself proud with this thread.  :headbang2:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #297 on: July 15, 2012, 02:26:19 PM »
And another guest lurks in this thread...
SG did herself proud with this thread.  :headbang2:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #298 on: July 16, 2012, 10:47:14 PM »
 :vibe:? :P

Can't say I have any problem with constipation. Opioid pain meds are a bitch for causing it though, but taking a product called 'movicol' stops it happening.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #299 on: August 31, 2012, 06:02:53 PM »
Bump :laugh:

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